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Field of Nightmares

 

Iowa has never hosted a Major League Baseball game, which is strange, because for so many people, Iowa cornfields have come to represent a place where the game can be played as it used to be, as it should be.

~Chelsea Janes/Washington Post

Much is being written about last night’s “Field of Dreams Game” between the Yankees and White Sox in Dyersville, Iowa, location for the 1989 film based on William Patrick Kinsella’s novel Shoeless Joe.   Major League Baseball (MLB) described it on Twitter as, “What a night!! Baseball remains the best!”  The New York Times touted the event as “packed full of nostalgia.”

Unfortunately, for me, someone who has two personal connections to the film and its location, last night was anything but a dream.  It was a nightmare akin to the “upside down” alternate universe in “Stranger Things.”

The first occasion on which “Field of Dreams” came alive for me was during a driving vacation when our family made a detour to Dyersville.  The three of us made our own version of the classic film.  We walked out of the corn into right field.  My daughter and I had “a catch.”  We did the wave on the three-tiered bench along the first base line a la Kevin Kosner, James Earl Jones, Amy Madigan and Gaby Hoffman.  And through the magic of stop action, duplicated the scene where a young “Moonlight” Graham crosses the base path and becomes Dr. Graham, except young and old Archibald Graham were played by my daughter and wife instead of Frank Whaley and Burt Lancaster, respectively.

The second occasion was an opportunity to discuss a pivotal moment in the movie with James Earl Jones.  When Ray Kinsella (Kosner) drops Terrence Mann (Jones) at his Boston apartment following a Red Sox game at Fenway Park, Mann makes a hand gesture as he says goodbye.  Always interested in the origin of these small but powerful cinematic moments, I asked Jones had he come up with the idea.  Or was it in the script?  He told me he adlibbed that little piece of business drawing on the body language used by casino croupiers to signal, “The hand is over.”

What I saw when I switched to the game was not the Field of Dreams I knew.  If MLB and Fox really wanted to pay homage to baseball as it is presented in both the movie and book, all they had to do was read the script.  For example, listen to what led a young Archibald Graham to hitchhike on a rural roadside where he is picked up by Kinsella and Mann.

Moonlight Graham - Wikipedia

I play baseball.  I’m looking for a place to play.  I heard that all through the Midwest, they have towns with teams.  And in some places, they’ll even find you a day job.

Or Mann’s climatic explanation of baseball as the national pastime.

The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball.  America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers.  It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again.  But baseball has marked the time.  This field, this game.  It’s a part of our past, Ray.  It reminds us of all that once was good…and it could be again.

“Field of Dreams” is the story of a long ago game captured by Roger Kahn in The Boys of Summer or Doris Kearns Goodwin in Wait Till Next Year or George F. Will in Boys at Work.  It is the saga of a struggling graduate student who would walk to Memorial Stadium in Baltimore and pay 85 cents for a bleacher seat or who picked up a $10 ticket to game six of the 1971 World Series.

In no way did last night have any connection to those youthful memories.  The “characters” on the field have individual salaries that dwarf the total payrolls of all the teams combined when Joe Jackson took to the outfield in Comiskey Park.  And a fan needed to be equally well off as tickets ranged from $375 to $1,210 per seat retail with many being resold online for more than $4,000.

Nor was the game played on the original field.  Instead it was “staged” in a temporary 8,000 seat stadium complete with digital scoreboard, a jumbotron and advertisements projected on green screens around the ballpark.  MLB and corporate media had produced the perfect metaphor for modern day America.  Billionaire owners and multi-millionaire players entertaining rich fans who paid more for an evening of faux nostalgia than the monthly take home pay of the average household.  A far cry from Archie Graham’s “they’ll even find you a day job.”

Field of Dreams (1989) | Sherdog Forums | UFC, MMA & Boxing DiscussionInstead of a one-off regular game in a neutral location, MLB missed a golden opportunity to honor its past.  Imagine two teams, made up of current inductees in the Baseball Hall of Fame, taking the field like “ghosts” of a past era.  And fans standing or sitting on beach chairs along the baselines, sipping lemonade served from the porch of the “Kinsella home.”  On the day my family arrived at the field, there was a pick-up game.  The score did not matter.  The sights and sounds on the field let you know there was magic in the air.  When Terrence Mann tells Kinsella, “People will come, Ray.  People will definitely come,” that is what he envisioned.

One more thing. If Fox Sports really wanted to honor the underlying theme of the film, Ray Kinsella’s relationship with his father John over Joe Jackson’s role in the 1919 “Black Sox” scandal, they would have had Barry Bonds, Pete Rose and Alex Rodriguez in the broadcast booth.   That would have represented “the one true constant” associated with baseball, athletes putting themselves before team and willing to bend or break the rules to win at all costs.  Come to think of it, that would have been a perfect metaphor for America in 2021.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

A Split Screen Day

 

Prologue

There are occasions when news media are caught up in a dilemma when two stories of relatively equal importance occur simultaneous.  The classic example is noon, January 20, 1980 when Ronald Reagan became the 40th president of the United States as the Iran hostages boarded a plane that would bring them home after 444 days of captivity.

This morning, I found myself in a similar situation.  Two stories jockeying for my attention and space on this blog.

Screen #1: Who Needs Facebook and Twitter When You Have the Mainstream Media

Andrew Cuomo's Lawyers Claims Governor Was 'Ambushed' by AG's ReportI turned on MSNBC at 11:00 a.m. yesterday morning.  Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer was scheduled to make the final argument in support of the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill before an anticipated bi-partisan vote.  Instead, there was New York governor Andrew Cuomo’s lawyer Rita Glavin addressing alleged inaccuracy in the state attorney general’s report which led to calls for the governor’s resignation.

I immediately switched to CNN.  Same thing.  CNBC?  An interview with a Wall Street analyst speculating whether AMC’s stock price was based on fundamentals or rogue manipulation of the markets.  Not to mention Fox News, which, later in the day, reveled in Cuomo’s undercutting President Biden victory with a story titled, “Cuomo washes out coverage of Biden legislative win with resignation announcement.”

To say I was perturbed is an understatement.  But who was the worse villain in this clash of priorities?  Cuomo, who in true Trumpian fashion, had scheduled his defense at a time when his people knew they could take advantage of an already larger than usual audience following the Senate action on infrastructure?  Media executives for preempting an event that was inconceivable just weeks ago and would impact more Americans than either Cuomo’s fate or AMC stock prices?  Did the news networks really believe they did not have the power to tell Cuomo, “If you want us to carry you and your lawyers live, you need to push it back an hour.”?

The lesson?  In a battle between national policy and sexual misconduct, sex carries the day.  Even when, in Cuomo’s case, it is softcore porn.  So no one should be surprised if House minority leader Kevin McCarthy asks Matt Gaetz to hold a news conference to announce the latter’s resignation just as McCarthy is sworn in to testify before the House Select Committee on January 6th.

Screen #2: “I, a person…”

Among the questions that should be addressed by the House Select Committee is whether officials in the executive branch and members of Congress violated their oaths of office aiding, abetting or even inciting an effort to overturn the free and fair election of a president of the United States.  However, watching the current debate over mandates to prevent, or at least abate, the spread of COVID-19 in states like Florida and Texas, I wonder if every citizen should be subject to the same scrutiny.  Have they also violated an oath, the one contained in the preamble to the U.S. Constitution, whether implicitly sworn to at birth or as a naturalized citizen?

I encourage those who claim that, as American citizens, each of us has a right to do whatever we please to reread this document.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

It is a call for collective action and responsibility.  The word “I” is never invoked.  Instead, it refers to “the common defense” and “the general welfare.”  Even the phrase “secure the Blessings of Liberty” does not speak of personal freedoms, but “our” shared liberty and prosperity.  It eliminates any need to ask the  biblical question, “Am I my brother’s (or sister’s) keeper?”  For each and every individual who claims allegiance to the Constitution, the answer should be a resounding “YES!”

For those who think otherwise, may I suggest you find an uninhabited island and establish your own autocracy in which the guiding principle is self-interest, where the preamble to your constitution begins:

I, a person, in order to serve myself, where justice is what I say it is, where my little corner of the world is safe and secure, where I have no responsibility for the defense, welfare, liberty or prosperity for anyone but myself, do not give a damn about anybody else…

Sadly, many who believe in this mantra of personal gratification do not isolate themselves, but try to impose it on the rest of us.  But they may eventually get their wish to be alone with their new-found freedom from collective responsibility.  It is called intubation in an intensive care ward.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

“Get Off My Lawn” Olympics

 

Question du jour:  Can someone become a grandpa in attitude and behavior without actually having grandchildren?

Answer du jour:  Absolutely!

Case in point, the 2020 (aka 2021) Tokyo Olympics.  Before I begin to rant, this is not about any of the following:

  • Whether the games should have been held in COVID-rich Japan?
  • Donald Trump and other members of his cult rooting against American athletes.
  • Simone Biles’ “twisties.”
  • The delayed broadcast of events for which outcomes were already known due to the time difference between Florida and Tokyo.

Cycling-BMX freestylers soar on Games debut | ReutersIt is not even about my perennial bias against many Olympic events, i.e. if you cannot time, measure or keep score of an event, it is not a sport.  That is not to say I do not admire the talent and devotion  to their craft of gymnasts, divers and ice skaters.  They are athletes par excellence by definition.  “Persons who are proficient in sports and other physical exercise.” (Dictionary.COM)  This explains why I would stay up until 3:00 am to watch the final round of men’s golf or get up at 4:00 am to watch the women’s soccer team.  But would rather binge watch “Ted Lasso” every night rather than NBC’s Olympic coverage of rhythmic gymnastics, skate boarding or BMX freestyle.

My rant about this quadrennial version of the world coming together to celebrate athletic achievement focuses on the adage, “More is less.”  Oh, for the days of the first Olympiad in 1896 when there were nine contested sports–Artistic Gymnastics, Athletics, Cycling (Road & Track), Fencing, Shooting, Swimming, Tennis, Weightlifting, Greco-Roman Wrestling.  With the exception of “artistic gymnastics,” all met my personal definition of sports.  But even then gymnastics were described as “art” which trained experts can judge but the ultimate value resides “in the eye of beholder.”

This past fortnight, there were 339 medal events in 33 categories.  Therefore, the prime time, network coverage proved to be a highlights film, jumping from one event to another.  If you wanted to focus on any particular sport or event, you had to be the equivalent of an NSA analyst to decode its time and location.  Consider NBC’s own answer to the question, “How do I watch the Olympics on TV?”

NBC is home to the Olympics and USA, CNBC, NBCSN, Olympic Channel: Home of Team USA and GOLF Channel will also air coverage of the Tokyo Games. Check your local listings here. For live streaming options, events will air on NBCOlympics.com, the NBC Sports app and Peacock.

I do  not have the ultimate solution, but let me suggest the following as a good start.

  • In two current Olympic sports, golf and tennis, “the world comes together to celebrate athletic achievement” almost every week.  Both have major championships for men and women.  Golf even dubs four of its annual premiere tournaments as “WORLD Golf Championships.”
  • Television and corporate sponsors created something called “The X-Games” specifically to display artistic skills not previously covered at the Olympics or lacked existing world class circuits.  These events have grown in international stature and participation.
  • Some team sports already have major international competitions, most notably men’s and women’s soccer.  World-class players whose “day job” depends on salary offers rather than nationality have a chance to play for their country every four years in the World Cup.  In contrast, basketball, baseball and softball professional competition is mostly limited to national or regional boundaries which makes the global Olympic version unique.
  • Do not give the host country discretion to add new events.  At France’s request, break dancing will makes its entry into Olympic competition.  This addition, among others, was approved by the IOC, in it’s own words, “to make the Olympic Games more urban, more youthful and more female.”  Is the IOC blind to the increase in diversity among athletes in more traditional Olympic events?
  • Focus on sports that have minimal exposure outside of the Olympic games and celebrate the heritage of 124 years of history.  Elevate the importance of events for which the Olympics is THE major international competition for a sport.

Maybe, none of this matters.  The sustainability of an international competition of this scope may be more a question of economics.  Every recent host city of the summer games has dealt with major cost overruns which make the event a money loser and less desirable.  On July 21, the IOC awarded the 2032 summer Olympics to Brisbane, Australia, not a huge surprise since Brisbane was the sole bidder.  Will the day come when there are zero applicants for the “honor” of subsidizing the games with taxpayer money.

Likewise, the economics are dependent on lucrative contracts for the television rights.  In 2011, NBC paid $12 billion for the U.S. broadcast rights through 2034, money that is recouped from advertisers who may pay as much as $200 million for advertising packages running up to and including the games themselves.

However, a steep drop in average prime time viewers from 29 million for the 2016 Rio games to 16.8 million this year could dampen advertiser enthusiasm in the future.  The New York Times reports, “NBCUniversal has offered to make up for the smaller than expected television audience by offering free ads to some companies that bought commercial time during the games.”  NBC is betting the drop in viewership was due mostly to the impacts of COVID on the spectacle nature of the games, especially the opening and closing ceremonies, and the 13 hour time difference between Tokyo and the east coast of the United States.  The network anticipates a major rebound, especially in 2028 when Los Angeles will be the host city.

Yet, it is anything but a sure bet. Suggestions for future games include paring down the number of events or spreading them across several locations with existing facilities to alleviate major construction costs.  Any option will be a balancing act of Herculean proportions, requiring the talent and preparation of an Olympic athlete.

This “honorary grandpa” wishes them good luck.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

47?

 

He that deceives me once, it’s his fault; but if twice, it’s my fault.

~Italian Proverb

Isn’t having one U.S. president per millennium who thinks he is the smartest guy in the room enough?  Especially now that we know the consequences.  Such a level of arrogance and narcissism leads to a lot a bad ideas.  For example:

  • Thinking a 2,000 mile penetrable barrier will stop illegal immigration.
  • Separating babies and young children from their parents and putting them in cages is good national policy.
  • Offering the president of Ukraine a quid pro quo to smear a political opponent the day after the attorney general falsely exonerates you of obstructing justice in the Mueller investigation.
  • Lying about an imminent health crisis which has led to the death of over 600,000 U.S. citizens.
  • Recommending quack remedies to fight a deadly virus.
  • Inciting an insurrection to overturn a free and fair election.
  • Hiring Rudy Giuliani, Lin Wood and Sidney Powell to be your legal advisors.

Oddly, none of the these individual actions should concern voters as much as the thought process that leads to them.  On any given day, no U.S. president can predict, much less anticipate, what new situation or circumstance he or she might have to address from the Oval Office.  Therefore, when selecting the nation’s commander-in-chief, voters should pay less attention to individual decisions and more to how a candidate makes them.

Which brings me to the latest mini-me being touted as the heir apparent to the Trump political empire, Florida governor Ron DeSantis, and the principles and logic he has employed during the latest surge in COVID cases, hospitalizations and deaths.

  • During an interview with Politico.COM, DeSantis described his approach to the pandemic as “data driven.”  That worked when he claimed “mission accomplished” last spring and fully re-opened the state.  But now the data say otherwise.  On August 6, Florida accounted for 46,686 (27.7 percent) of the 168,343 new cases in the U.S. The daily average of 19,250 new cases over the past week is an 84 percent rise over the last 14 days.  And the daily average of 88 deaths for the same time period is a 118 percent increase from two weeks earlier.
  • As the data showed a surge in COVID-related impacts, DeSantis traveled to the Texas border for a photo op with Governor Greg Abbott and to Salt Lake City where he addressed a meeting of the American Legislative Exchange Council.  One could describe DeSantis’ leaving Florida in the middle of a health crisis as just one more example of the GOP on “Cruz control.”
  • During the July 29 Utah speech, he mocked CDC guidance, calling it “hysteria” and “fear-mongering.”  Would he give the same speech to the 16,038 Florida residents who tested positive for the coronavirus that same day?  And, he had no response to the COVID-related death on Thursday of a healthy 16 year-old at Wolfson Children’s Hospital in Jacksonville.
  • The governor’s policy response?  Withhold state funding from school districts that impose mask mandates for students as recommended by the CDC.

On his “Nothing’s Sacred” album (2005), comedian Lewis Black described the two major political parties as follows.

You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, “I’ve got a really bad idea.” And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, “And I can make it shittier.”

In Florida, both roles are now played by Republicans who dominate most statewide elected positions, the state legislature and the state courts.  How did the Florida Board of Education respond to DeSantis’ bad idea?  Make it “shittier!”  According to the Associated Press:

Florida’s Board of Education decided Friday to provide private school vouchers to parents who say a public school district’s mask-wearing requirements amount to harassment of their children.

Just to be clear, instead of incenting parents to take actions which prevent spread of the virus, Sunshine state taxpayers are being asked to subsidize parents to the tune of $3,279/student (the approximate value of a voucher based on the 2020 legislation) to circumvent CDC guidelines.  The expansion of the Hope Scholarship program will likely be challenged in court since it only applies to students who request paid transfers to schools that do not require masks.  According to the Washington Post:

The Florida state school board did not respond to a woman who spoke in the public comments section of the meeting to ask whether the vouchers would be available for students who want mask mandates and attend districts that do not require them.

Does Florida, much less the country, really need a return to this style of leadership or an administration laden with ostriches with their heads buried deep in DeSantis?

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP