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To Phrase a Coin

Sports

What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

Anton Chiguhr/No country for old men

Yesterday, for the Buffalo Bills, it was a chance to get to the pinnacle of professional football, Super Bowl LVI. And, if an overnight poll is accurate, I, like 80 percent of Americans, felt cheated and was ready to write a blog about the necessity of changing the league’s overtime rule. Letting the game end with Josh Allen sitting on the bench seemed as unsatisfactory as deciding the FIFA World Cup on penalty kicks.

However, that rush to judgement had the same value as the first draft of an angry email that is better left unsent. There had to be a reason the owners have not changed the rule even though it has been raised after other similar situations, the most memorable being the Kansas City Chiefs, last night’s beneficiaries, having been victimized in the same manner by Tom Brady and the New England Patriots in the 2019 AFC championship game. Surely one of the many pundits on ESPN or the NFL Network would make the case for maintaining the status quo.

Much of the analysis focused on the need for an overtime rather than the extra period itself. If only one of the two teams had played defense any time in the fourth quarter. Or the choice by Bills coach Sean McDermott not to put the final kick0ff in play to consume a few of the precious 13 seconds still on the clock.

When it came to the overtime rules themselves, advocates pointed to the fact there are 11 players on both sides of the ball. ESPN’s Michael Wilbon put it most distinctly, “When you lose the coin toss, go out there, play some damn defense and get the ball back for your offense.” But the more I thought about it, there are two other reasons to support the current rule which seemed to escape those who make their living parsing sporting events.

First, if the Bills had a chance to go on offense following the Chief’s opening OT touchdown, the outcome would not have changed. Both teams were scoring at will as evidenced by four lead changes and a tie in the last two minutes of regulation play. Yes, Allen most likely would have steered the Bills downfield and tied the game at 43-43. But does anyone really believe Patrick Mahomes, facing a winded Bills defense, would not have put the Chiefs in position to kick the winning field on the next series?

But the second reason may be the most important. Facing a seven point deficit, the trailing team is given an advantage counter to the dynamics of play under most other conditions. From the time their offense takes the field, they are given one additional opportunity to make each first down. The coach does not have to decide if he is going to punt or kick a field goal on fourth down. He is going to call a play whether it is fourth and one yard or fourth and 20. In contrast, the team that wins the coin toss does not have that luxury. For them, fourth down requires a decision. Can their defense hold the opponent if they punt or kick a field goal? Do they risk a fourth and short in their own territory if they doubt their defense will give them a second chance at victory? They are bound by the tactical decisions on which games are usually decided. Decisions that make Monday morning quarterbacking a sport in its own right.

Like most sports these days, football has evolved into a contest based on specializations. The days when participants play on both sides of the ball are a distant memory. Linemen are rotated depending on the situation. Teams like the New Orleans Saints have tested the concept of revolving quarterbacks. Special teams now have different punters and place kickers. For field goals, the regular center is replaced by a long snapper.

Keep the rule and let the coaches and players adapt to the situation. Maybe you develop a special OT defense with a different lineup. Just imagine the commentary this morning if McDermott had brought in his OT defense and stopped the previously unstoppable Mahomes with an innovative formation or pass coverage. No one would be calling for a rule change.

ObjectsInFilm: Object #18 - The Coin - No Country For Old Men (2007)

To do anything otherwise puts too much importance on the coin versus the players or the game. In the scene from which the opening quote is drawn, Anton Chugihr (Javier Bardem) tells a gas attendant, who is unaware Bardem’s character is a psychopathic murderer, to call the flip of a quarter. Not sure what is at stake, he chooses “HEADS” to which Chugihr looks at the coin and says, “Well done.” As he gets ready to leave the gas station, they have the following exchange.

Chugihr: Don’t put it in your pocket. It’s you lucky quarter.

Attendant: Where do you want me to put it?

Chugihr: Anywhere not in your pocket. Or it’ll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. [Long pause.] Which it is!

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

The Only Question

Politics

The skeptical school essentially thinks this whole situation might be a huge bluff: The Russians have deliberately set out to ‘scare the Americans,’ in order to create pressure on Ukraine to change its constitution as the Russians would like, or to put Putin at the center of international attention, or to reestablish a Russian sphere of influence inside old Soviet borders.

Anne Applebaum on ukraine, the atlantic

Everyone from diplomats to foreign policy analysts to journalists have been asking the same question about the build-up of Russian troops on the Ukrainian border. “What is Vladimir Putin’s end game?” Unfortunately, most of the answers they come up with ignore recent history, specifically the past six years.

If Putin played baseball instead of hockey, he would not be satisfied with singles or doubles. Every time he steps up to the plate his goal is to knock it out of the park. And on more than one occasion, he has demonstrated he is willing to swing so hard he either achieves that goal or strikes out. Ukraine presents just that scenario.

Does anyone believe the Russian leader has forgotten his beloved Soviet Union dissolved in large part due to the occupation of Afghanistan? Or he does not know a NATO boycott of Russian oil would devastate an already struggling economy? Then why would he risk such a calamitous outcome for a few Russian-aligned residents of Ukraine or to deter NATO from welcoming Ukraine as the latest member of the western defense alliance? Putin not only plays the long game as evidenced by his multi-year grooming of the former guy (TFG) to be a Russian asset in the Oval Office, he plays the big game.

Trump's Confused Russia Policy Is a Boon for Putin - POLITICO Magazine

Knowing this, there is one and only one question the White House and media should be asking, “What has TFG promised Putin and vice versa for the next level of Western chaos that would follow a Russian incursion into Ukraine?” If you think this is beyond the pale, let me ask you the following question. “What do you think would put a big smile on Vladimir Putin’s face?”

  • Watching TFG on every media outlet claim this would never have happened if he was still president and asking voters to remember that during the midterms.
  • Putting the Biden White House in the position of either backing down on its promise to deal harshly with the Kremlin or having to convince a deeply divided electorate to financially or militarily support the Kyiv regime.
  • Fomenting dissension within NATO over the appropriate response to Russian aggression.
  • A GOP takeover of the House and Senate in the mid-terms ensuring minority rule for years to come.
  • Setting the stage for a 2024 comeback by TFG.
  • Increasing the return on investment from years of priming TFG to take center stage in the U.S. political arena.
  • The end of American democracy as it has existed since 1789 and NATO since its 1949 inception.
  • All of the above.

And there is only one way and one person who is in a position to help Putin realize his dreams. But what would TFG get in return? A chance to replace Tony Curtis as Harry Houdini in the remake of George Pal’s 1953 production of the magician’s life. Except in the 2022 version, Houdini escapes from the locked and chained safe and eludes accountability for all financial, political and moral sleights of hand and head.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP