One of my favorite segments on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” is “Amber Says What.”  It features Late Night writer and comedian Amber Ruffin in which she races through the most outrageous headlines since her last appearance followed by various intonations of the word, “What?”  The goal is to share the absolute absurdity of current events.  Since January 20, I have created more unfinished posts than I have published on this site.  Why?  Because none of the topics merit the kind of explanation which requires a detailed entry to clarify the issue or make a point.  The headline is self-declarative.  Therefore, today I am offering a new Deprogramming101 feature, “Dr. ESP says HUH.”

Today, the U.S. Senate will vote to confirm Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. to be secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services.  Just to make sure I was not missing something, I Googled the phrase, “Rotary International Opposes RFK, Jr. Nomination.”  Why?  Because this organization has spent the last 35 years and more than $2.5 billion to eradicate polio.  The headline on the first hit referred to a letter from the Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights to each U.S. senator.  It began, “The undersigned 87 organizations representing diverse interests and sectors urge you to vote against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s nomination to serve as secretary of (HHS) and to publicly announce your opposition as soon as possible if you have not already done so.”  Rotary International was not among the signatories.  HUH?

Donald Trump signs declaration formally renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America during flight on Air Force One to attend the Super Bowl in New Orleans.  Trump was interrupted by the following announcement by the pilot.

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you could please direct your attention outside the right side of the aircraft, Air Force One is currently in international waters.  For the first time in history we are flying over the recently renamed Gulf of America.

HUH?  Didn’t the pilot’s acknowledgement that the Gulf is actually “international waters” undercut Trump’s ability to rename it.

During an Oval Office press conference, Elon Musk justifies his role as head of the “Department of Government Efficiency.”  While Trump sat quietly at the Resolute desk, Musk responded to a reporter’s question about his authority to overhaul the federal government.

And if you asked the founders today and said, what do you think of the way things have turned out? Well, we have this unelected, fourth unconstitutional branch of government, which is the bureaucracy, which has in a lot of ways currently more power than any elected representative. And this is not something that people want, and it does not match the will of the people. So it’s just something we’ve got to fix.

HUH?  As pointed out by everyone from the New York Times to “The Daily Show,”  Musk’s lack of self-awareness may be bigger than his net worth and his teenage protege Edward Coristine’s (aka “Big Balls”) genitalia.

Trump suggests U.S. sovereignty should expand to Canada, Panama, Greenland and Gaza.  HUH?  Didn’t he run on a foreign policy platform of “no more nation-building or regime change?”  In defense of Trump’s plan to rebuild Gaza, press secretary Carolyn Leavitt quoted Albert Einstein, “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”  Yet Trump’s plan to rebuild Gaza sounds an awful lot like the U.S. experiences in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq.

Iowa Senator Joni Ernst says she’s loving what DOGE is doing.  (Source: Fox Business, February 10, 2025)  Ernst seeks to exempt farm and small business assets in deciding who gets financial aid.  (Source: Des Moines Register, February 11, 2025)  HUH?  Pretty clear message.  Slash federal spending but don’t you dare touch my voters’ share.

I hope you enjoyed this inaugural edition of “Dr. ESP says HUH.”  Somehow, I doubt it will be the last one.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP