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Law and Disorder

 

One of the most creative occupations in the world is defense lawyer.  On how many occasions has a defendant’s counsel been asked to implicitly address the question, “When is an action which normally would constitute a crime, not a crime?”  Many television courtroom dramas, most notably Boston Legal, owe their ratings to this premise.  How could Alan Shore (James Spader), Denny Crane (Willam Shatner) or Shirley Schmidt (Candice Bergen) possibly argue a client’s innocence despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary?  And yet, they did and won most of the time.

This morning we are confronted with the opposite hypothesis.  When does a technically legal action become a crime?  The incident which triggered this topic was the shooting at 7:25 p.m. last night at the Westgate Entertainment District in Glendale, Arizona.  A man wearing a camouflage mask opened fire with an AR-15, wounding three individuals.  The suspect was taken into custody by local police.  State Senator Martin Quezada witnessed the shooting and tweeted, “I just witnessed an armed terrorist with an AR-15 shoot up Westgate.  There are multiple victims.”

Should anyone be surprised?  Earlier this week a friend drafted an op-ed piece for our local paper about the increased probability of violence when a president of the United States describes individuals brandishing assault weapons as “good people.”  My response, “I think we may be only one beer too many away from a Kent State moment.”  Although we, as yet, have no idea of the assailant’s alcohol level at the time of the shooting nor his motivation, the incident in Glendale is exactly what my friend and I feared would happen.

The Arizona shooter will be charged with a crime and have his day in court.  And we should not be shocked when his defense counsel argues he was provoked while exercising his First Amendment right to assembly and, since Arizona has no law restricting assault weapons, he was within his Second Amendment rights to bring the AR-15 to the shopping complex.  And the lawyer will remind the judge his positions have been regularly upheld by justices who favor a strict construction of the language in the Constitution.  Forget the First Amendment only guarantees “the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances” or the shooter was not acting as a member of a well-regulated militia” as required under the Second Amendment.  Only in what has become the darkest corners of American does peaceable equal armed to the hilt with an assault weapon and petition includes intimidation under threat of violence.

Equally important, these armed “patriots” forget thirteen years before there was a First and Second Amendment, the country was founded on the principle that everyone had an unalienable right to “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”  To protect that right which theists attribute to their Creator, not a mere assembly of their peers, it is time for legislators and prosecutors to be as creative as defense attorneys.

Which brings me back to Senator Quezada’s use of the word “terrorist.”  Can anyone imagine law enforcement authorities standing by if a person of color carried a pressure cooker into a mall?  Or an associate of El Chapo approached the Colorado prison, where the drug lord is being held, wearing a bullet proof vest and carrying an AK-47.  Would either be allowed to claim immunity because they were peaceably assembling or petitioning the government?

Many states have laws which make the presence of a lethal weapon during the commission of a lesser crime (e.g. robbery) illegal even if the perpetrator never intended to use the weapon.  Why isn’t obstruction of official government business a crime?  You or I can be arrested for disrupting a session of Congress from the gallery.  Should not the use of a deadly weapon to obstruct official government business be equally worthy of punishment, if not more so?

On a broader scale, perhaps it is time to rethink the entire penal code related to crimes involving firearms, even if the purpose for brandishing the weapon is only to threaten or intimidate.  For example, manslaughter is defined as “unlawful killing that doesn’t involve malice aforethought—intent to seriously harm or kill, or extreme, reckless disregard for life.” (NOLO.COM)  Remember that innovative defense lawyer?  He or she will argue, if the charge is voluntary manslaughter, the client was strongly provoked and acted in “the heat of passion.”  Yet, it is still a crime.

Now consider what might be called “premeditated provocation.”  A disgruntled citizen reads a tweet from the chief executive of the United States urging him to LIBERATE his home state.  And as an added touch suggests those looking out for public health have an ulterior motive to restrict his non-existent Second Amendment rights.  Does he email his state representative or the governor?  Does he draft an op-ed for the local newspaper?  Does he put a sign in his front yard?

Wisconsin GOP official asks protesters to leave Confederate flags ...NO!  Instead he decides to put on camouflage clothing and  a bullet proof vest and chooses the most ominous looking weapon from his arms cabinet.  He makes a sign which reads, “Live Free or Die” or what must be the new definition of irony, “Favor Liberty over Arbitrary Power.” Are we expected to believe he goes through all these gyrations because he thinks it is how one peaceably assembles or petitions the government?  Or is it more likely he is intentionally creating a situation which is consistent with what has become the ethos of the right, “owning the libs?”  And unfortunately when a shot is fired, he will argue, “I didn’t shoot anyone.  That was the guy standing next me.  And he only fired because that liberal snowflake said our long-rifles were compensation for our small penises. Why are you blaming me?”

And how does that unidentified president of the United States respond?  He offers to cover these “good people’s” legal bills.  Which, of course, he never actually does.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

And the Oscar Goes to…

 

Kudos to the majority of Americans who, rather than complain about the many inconveniences and struggles associated with a global health crisis, choose instead to adapt and search for innovative ways to cope with their situation.  In many cases, this involves shelving long-standing practices or traditions.  For example, just yesterday the House of Representatives modified its rules to allow for remote voting.  And states such as Maryland now allow bars to offer take-out drinks.

When spectator sports return, stadiums and arenas will most likely be spectator-less.  But as they say, “Necessity is the mother of invention.”  Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live at Home, Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry wondered whether NBA broadcasts would be more interesting if more players wore microphones so viewers could hear the trash talk on the court.  The NFL is considering piping crowd noise into the stadiums.  And one network has suggested they may fill the empty seats with animated fans to simulate crowd reactions.  Personally, I cannot wait to see the caricatures of the Washington Redskins “Hogs” or the Cleveland Browns “Dawg Pound.”

Award transparent oscar, Picture #951644 award transparent oscarAmong the first to confirm such a change was the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS), the organization responsible for the annual Oscar presentations.  With many movie studios allowing scheduled theatrical releases to be offered directly via “on-demand” television, the Academy announced a rule change by which these films which may never play in theaters could be considered in this year’s competition.  My question is why should they stop there.  Some of the best performances in 2020 were not produced by major studies or independent filmmakers.

Therefore, I am recommending two new categories.  The first would be a major departure for the Academy.  Instead of limiting awards only to those who make movies, I suggest there be one for those who show them.  I call it, “Best Performance by a Projectionist.”  And even though the year is not yet half over, there are several performances worthy of consideration.  If held today, the nominees would be:

  • Donald J. Trump for “Running on Empty” in which he accuses the Obama administration of depleting government stockpiles of personal protective equipment.
  • Donald J. Trump for “A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue” in which he accuses everybody else of everything he has failed at over the past three and a half years.
  • Donald J. Trump for his starring role in a remake of Tyler Perry’s “The Family That Preys” in which he accuses Barack and Michele Obama of profiting on their public service by writing best selling memoirs.
  • Donald J. Trump for his performance in the remake of “Pinocchio” in which he accuses Joe Biden of being a Chinese and Ukrainian puppet.
  • And finally, Donald J. Trump in “Broadcast Fake News.”  NOTE: The Academy screener has been edited for time as the director’s cut covering all 18,000+ lies runs over five days long.

The second new category pays tribute to those individuals who feel they have been snubbed by the Academy.  Based on the current favorites, the nominees for “Best Performance in a ‘Me Too’ Role” include:

  • Tara Reade in a remake of the Laurel and Hardy 1928 silent classic “The Finishing Touch.”  The film highlights her evolution from “what about me” beginning with her accusing Joe Biden of putting his hands on her shoulders and hair.  When that fails to garner the desired attention, she invokes “me too” with a charge of sexual assault.  Reviewers did question the credibility of the film’s plot by pointing out it really makes no sense to use the term “me too” when no one else has accused Biden of a similar violation.  If there had been a “Best Performance in a ‘Just Me’ Role,”  Reade would have been the hands-off favorite.
  • Vice-president Mike Pence for reprising the Jim Carrey role in “Not The Mask.”  No explanation necessary.
  • Jet Linx Vice-chairman and major GOP donor John Denny Carreker for “Up in the Air.”  The company which caters to CEOs and corporate executives received a $27 million bailout under the CARES Act in return for a $50,000 donation to the Republican National Committee.  Rumor has it, if Carreker does not win the Oscar he will receive the Gordon Gecko honorable mention trophy.
  • Georgia Governor Brian Kemp for his performance in both title roles in the remake of “Dumb and Dumber.”  Kemp blindly followed Donald Trump’s urging to re-open the state only to be tossed under the bus when Trump questioned whether such action was too soon pending a vaccine or treatment. (Clearly a case of premature inoculation.)
  • White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany in the remake of the 1973 British comedy “Don’t Just Lie There, Say Something.”  Within minutes of promising the White House press corps, “I will never lie to you” she joins the “me too” parade of Trump staff and surrogates who react to the truth like a vampire reacts to garlic, a cross and sunlight.

And that’s today’s entertainment report.  Tune in next week to learn if any of these contenders has been eliminated by more deserving competitors.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

Man Bites Dog

 

The covid-19 pandemic has exposed the depth of America’s fall from greatness.

~Eugene Robinson/Washington Post

Coronavirus: How Italy is refusing to let virus outbreak be the ...As many of you know, last fall I taught at the Catholic University of the Sacred Heart in Milan.  My temporary residence was just blocks from the center city and Duomo.  Most evenings I would go to a restaurant on the Duomo plaza to watch the people and enjoy the cosmopolitan atmosphere.  As Milan became the epicenter of Europe’s pandemic experience, I stayed in touch with many of my colleagues and students, concerned about their well-being and sharing my sadness at pictures of the city which were so different from the Milan I knew.

But now, concern is redirected toward us in the USA.  They call and email me and the most voiced reaction is disbelief that America was so unprepared for and so unable to deal with this health crisis.  My own experience echos that of Robinson’s when he says “the United States is a country to be pitied.”

The lasting impact of this change in international attitude toward the U.S. will morph over time.  While Americans are dying and our economic woes impact world markets, sympathy and concern are the order of the day.  But even when life returns to some semblance of normalcy, there will be a cultural hangover, most evident once comedians and ordinary citizens again feel safe to joke about the pandemic of 2020.  How do I know this?  It is the one cultural constant throughout the history of mankind.  Considering the following.

A half-century after the end of World War II, Rodney Dangerfield still told jokes about Italian military incompetence.  “Why does the new Italian navy have glass-bottom boats?  To see the old Italian navy.”

To go back even farther, thousands of years have not erased the stereotype of homosexuals serving as foot soldiers (called “hoplites”) in ancient Greek armies. Thus the origins of the now politically incorrect WWII joke, “Greek soldiers never leave their buddies behind.”

However, nothing compares to the litany of dark humor associated with France’s response to its invasion by Nazi Germany.

  • What does the new French flag look like?  A white cross emblazoned on a white background.
  • What do you call a French man killed defending his country?  I don’t know either, it has never happened.
  • The Warsaw Ghetto held out longer than France.

Want more?  Just Google “World War II Jokes about (COUNTRY).”  Page after page of hits.  Unless the country name you substitute is the United States.  At the top of that list is an article on FORCES.NET titled, “Our 9 Favourite WWII Jokes of All Time.”  Spelling of the word “favourite” is a dead giveaway the source is of British origin.  The targets of these wisecracks include Germans, the French and even British superior officers.  Gags about Americans?  Zero.  When was the last time you conducted a Google search with NO relevant hits?

Unfortunately, we should not expect the same treatment when it comes to the current global health crisis.  Just imagine some future Italian Dangerfield or Lewis Black including the following quip in a stand-up performance.  “Donald Trump promised the virus would miraculously disappear in April 2020.  The only things that disappeared in April were several government medical experts and 65,000 other Americans.”

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Flyover Country

When America is united, America is totally unstoppable.

Donald J. Trump/January 20, 2017

After the 2016 election campaign and the first three years of Trump’s occupancy of the White House, the probability Americans would ever be united again was unimaginable.  But the events of this past week remind us anything is possible.

Let’s begin with the recent survey conducted in April by Harvard, Northeastern and Rutgers Universities that measures Americans’ attitudes about the coronavirus, efforts to stem the pandemic and mitigate its impact on the nation’s health and safety.  When viewing these numbers, keep in mind the constant drumbeat by the media of a 50/50 split in the electorate and, in electoral politics, a 55/45 spread is considered a landslide.

  • Only seven percent (7%) of all respondents favored reopening the economy immediately.
  • Eight-eight percent (88%) rated the Center for Disease Control as “a trusted government entity.”
  • Ninety-six percent (96%) expressed trust in their local hospital or own doctor.
  • Ninety-three percent (93%) said they trusted scientists and researchers.
  • Eight-one percent (81%) trust their state government and eighty-two percent (82%) feel likewise about their local government compared to a trust rating of fifty-seven percent (57%) for Congress and fifty-one percent (51%) for Trump.
  • The respective governors of ALL 50 states have a higher approval rating than Trump when it comes to their response to the pandemic.
  • Fifty-five percent (55%) of respondents reported they very closely follow the recommendation to wear a face mask when outside their home and another twenty percent (20%) say they somewhat closely follow the recommendation.  Only fourteen percent (14%) said they do not follow the recommendation at all.
  • Ninety-one percent (91%) strongly or somewhat approve keeping K-12 schools closed for another 30 days.
  • Ninety-four percent (94%) strongly or somewhat approve of sheltering-in-place and avoiding group gatherings.
  • Ninety-two percent (92%) strongly or somewhat approve of canceling major sports and entertainment events.
  • Ninety-one percent (91%) approve limiting restaurants to deliver or carry-out only.

On a related issue, according to an April 30, 2020 poll, the Pew Research Center reports 67 percent of all respondents believe the November election will be disrupted due to the pandemic and 70 percent favor vote-by-mail being available to anyone who wants it.  Moscow Mitch, are you listening?

So much for a divided nation.  Although there were statistically significant differences between Democrats and Republicans, in no case were the sentiments among partisans polar opposites.  But that was not good enough for Donald Trump.  In one last effort to bring the nation together, he is attempting to erase one more distinction between coastal blue states and heartland red states, often referred to as “flyover country.”  Trump ordered the Air Force Thunderbirds and Navy Blue Angels to make cities affected by the pandemic part of “flyover country” to “pay tribute to our front-line health care workers confronting COVID.”

While the Defense Department claims the flyovers represent no additional cost to taxpayers since the planes must be continually maintained and the pilots are salaried military, reported estimates suggest the marginal costs of flight time total $60,000/hour.  So, for those of you with short term memory, Trump had no issue taking money from military projects to build his wall.  However, it probably never crossed his mind first responders, doctors and nurses might be better served by re-allocating the dollars spent on these brief air shows for personal protective equipment or testing.

The continuing embarrassment of Trump’s insistence on making this national tragedy an entertainment-driven reality show suggests his legacy will be less described by the term “flyover” than by the term “fly open.”

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

American EXCEPTionalism

 

The 55 years following the end of World War II are often referred to as the era of “American Exceptionalism.”  That moniker was based on our military and economic superiority as well as our political stability.  Throughout the period there were shifts in partisan control of the presidency and Congress, differences in national priorities and a fairly predictable business cycle with times of boom and bust.  Yet, life went on relatively unaffected by internal scandals such as Watergate or external conflicts such as the Korean and Vietnam conflicts.  When compared to the chaos in other nations, America, in contrast, was truly exceptional and the world looked to the United States for leadership and as a role model.

File:Abandoned Montgomery Ward.jpg - Wikimedia CommonsHowever, the reality or just the perception of exceptionalism has its down side.  Montgomery Ward thought it was an exceptional retail company.  PanAm, an exceptional airlines.  American Motors, an exceptional car manufacturer.  MCI, an exceptional telephone company.  In a guest lecture at Stanford University, Hugh Martin, CEO of Pacific Biosciences, suggested why once dominant companies fall by the wayside.  He explained a company with a major share of the market begins to think it is invincible until some young, energetic and innovative upstart comes along.  And the more dominant your share the more likely you are to ignore signs your position is threatened.

Which got me to thinking (always dangerous).  Is the United States the geopolitical equivalent of a business that once held a near monopoly in the marketplace of nations?  And did our “exceptionalism” make us fat, dumb and lazy to the point where our leaders and the general populace thought nothing or no one could push us off that pedestal like a statue of Stalin in Gorky Park.  It was then I realized the 21st century became an era of a new kind of American exceptionalism or should I say EXCEPTionalism.  Consider the following:

  • Before September 11, 2001, other countries were susceptible to attacks from foreign invaders EXCEPT the United States.
  • Virtually every nation on earth recognizes the threat posed by climate change and is a signatory to the Paris Climate Accords EXCEPT the United States.
  • Every permanent member of the United Nations Security Council remains committed to the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (commonly referred to as the Iran nuclear deal) EXCEPT the United States.
  •  Every one of our World War II allies stands behind Article V (an attack against one is an attack against all members) of the North American Treaty Organization defense agreement EXCEPT the United States even though 9/11 is the only instance in which Article V has been invoked.
  • Most western nations honored their commitment to take their proportional share of Syrian and Kurdish refugees EXCEPT the United States.
  • Every traditional U.S. trading partner signed on to the Comprehensive and Progressive Agreement to the Trans-Pacific Partnership (successor to the proposed Trans-Pacific Partnership) EXCEPT the United States.
  • And now, of course, the current administration assumed a global pandemic was a threat to every nation EXCEPT the United States.
  • And when the World Health Organization offered coronavirus tests worldwide, most nations responded positively to the overture EXCEPT the United States.

What best describes 21st century American exceptionalism?  Only four percent of the world’s population resides in the United States.  Yet, despite the fact the first case of coronavirus in the United States was reported more than a month after the initial outbreak in China or after the virus had spread through Europe, we now account for more than 25 percent of the reported COVID-19 related deaths.  That is truly exceptional.  And it did not happen by accident.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP