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The Death of Political Incorrectness

This week a retiring trustee at Miami University informed me, at their July meeting, the board of trustees adopted a version of the University of Chicago principles of academic free speech.  The email included a list of some of the other colleges and universities which had recently adopted similar guidelines which on the surface make a lot of sense.  In a nutshell, the gist of the statement is affirmation of openness to opposing views as long as all parties respect the rights of the other side.  Proponents argue it is a balanced approach, making room for both unpopular views and the right to hold protests against the advocates of those perspectives. My question?  Why now?

The debate is not new.  In a 1989 case Doe v. University of Michigan, the presiding judge Avern Cohn explained why the issue of free speech on campuses is so complex.

It is an unfortunate fact of our constitutional system that the ideals of freedom and equality are often in conflict. The difficult and sometimes painful task of our political and legal institutions is to mediate the appropriate balance between these two competing values.

In the 1970s and 1980s, the position of most academic institutions was to prohibit speech perceived to harass or intimidate ethnic minorities.  But, to paraphrase country singer Roger Miller, “Campuses swing like a pendulum do.”  Students protesting unpopular speakers are now thought of as “snowflakes,” afraid to face opposing viewpoints.  Advocates from the alt-right are charged with promoting hate.  The University of Chicago principles were a counter-measure to what some viewed as obsessive political correctness.  For a topic which has been smoldering for decades, my question remains, “Why now?”

Political incorrectness used to be fun.  Ethnic jokes were not hate speech, especially when the targets of such humor were in the audience and would laugh at the cleverness and creativity behind the content.  Don Rickles and Richard Pryor made a damn good living making fun of an array of ethnic populations, including their own.  And no one thought twice Rickles really hated Jews with the possible exception of our then eight-year-old daughter who first saw “Mr. Nice Guy” during her grandparents’ 50th wedding anniversary celebration at Kutcher’s Resort in the Catskills in 1991.  For those unfamiliar with Kutcher’s, just think “Dirty Dancing.”

Image result for eddie murphy's white characterOr that Pryor’s successors Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock hate black people.  Even when the target was outside their own race, gender or religion-based politically incorrect humor, although potentially offensive, could be enlightening.  For example, in a 1984 Saturday Night Life skit “White Like Me,” Murphy goes undercover in white face to expose white privilege.  The New York Daily News observed the exaggeration was exactly what one would expect from SNL, yet it somehow had a ring of truth.

On a more personal level, political incorrectness was a bond that solidified our close circle of diverse friends when we twice lived in the Washington, DC area.  For my second deployment to DC in 1990, I reported to my new job while my family stayed in Austin until the end of the school year.  A close friend (actually the best man at our marriage ceremony) offered to let me stay at his house in Annapolis rent-free for two months.  In return, I would do chores which included mowing the lawn.  To this date, my friend reminds me having a Jewish gardener was the epitome of success for an Italian-American Catholic.  And the thought still makes me laugh. No harm, no foul.

One more time, why now?  I have a theory.  Post-passage of civil rights legislation in the mid-1960s, there was a collective sense of white guilt associated with 250 years of slavery and 100 more years of Jim Crow.  Anything that reminded the victims of economic and social injustice was off-bounds.  Then, as more and more victims of both de jure and de facto prejudice rose to visible positions in government, business, entertainment and society in general, most Americans thought maybe, just maybe, the United States had turned the corner.  Gags about ethnic stereotypes and bigots were now more acceptable.  They were commentaries on the past, not an argument to return to a darker era in our nation’s annals.  They were just jokes.

Yet, the pendulum, as all pendulums tend to do, swung back to its other extreme.  I’m not sure exactly when it started, but it seems to have coincided approximately with the election President Barack Obama.  Or maybe it was when a professor at my university posted a picture of Obama as “The Joker” on his office door in plain site of African-American students or a celebrity real estate developer told his audience the president was born in Kenya or alt-right social media traded pictures of the first lady as a primate.  Most Americans may have turned the corner but too many were stuck in a traffic jam of past fear, paranoia and hate.

College Speech CanceledWhich brings us to 2014 and drafting of the Chicago principles, one more swing of the pendulum’s arm.  I find it hard to disagree with either the intent or the language.  And unlike Charlottesville, there are actually cases of overreach on both the left and the right.  A conservative website FIRE.COM keeps a database of speakers who had invitations to speak on college campuses rescinded.  From 1998 to the present, they have identified 429 instances where a guest has been dis-invited or attempts were made to block their presentations.  Recent examples include actor Amy Irving being barred from giving a speech on abortion and contraception at Loyola University and an incident at Beloit College at which a lecture by Blackwater founder Erik Prince was cancelled when students piled chairs on the platform from which he was scheduled to speak.

Why do I think these are overreach?  Because a university’s primary mission is not to protect students or the communities in which they are located from hearing diverse and sometimes offensive points of view.  Its prime directive is to train students how, if they disagree, to find their own answers or present an opposing case based on fact, analysis and scientific method.  Such an approach holds water regardless of where the pendulum falls on the arc of time.  Educators, more than anyone else, should embrace the words engraved on the Upham Hall arch at Miami University.  “Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free.”  Free of group think, free of the next temporal trend du jour and free of thinking America will be a totally different place if only comedians and others stop making politically incorrect jokes.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

When Symbols Become Cymbals

The signal is the truth. The noise is what distracts us from the truth.

~Nate Silver/FiveThirtyEight.COM

Two totally unconnected news stories this week affirm how much we have been distracted by the noise when we should be focusing on the signal.  The first started as a joke and ended up making national news.  The second involved actions by a local school teacher.  However, as Carl Jung reminded us, synchronicity runs deep.  There is always a connection or narrative if you just look for it.

Story #1:  Rename a Segment of 5th Avenue After Barack Obama

It began when Los Angeles resident Elizabeth Rowin, noting how cities often rename streets to honor individuals for their achievements, e.g. Cesar Chavez Avenue in her home town, created the following petition on MoveOn.org.

We request the New York City Mayor and City Council do the same by renaming a block of Fifth Avenue after the former president whose many accomplishments include: saving our nation from the Great Recession; serving two completely scandal-free terms in office; and taking out Osama bin Laden, the mastermind behind September 11th, which killed over 3,000 New Yorkers.

And the block referenced in the petition just happens to be between 56th and 57th Streets which includes Trump Tower, a move that a Scottish tweeter Donald McKenzie described as, “Poetic Justice or what…?”  In line with U.S. Postal Service guidelines the building’s mailing address would become “725 President Barack H. Obama Avenue.”  One can only imagine the Twitter-storm which would blow through mid-town Manhattan if the change was approved.

Poetic justice?  Yes!  Clever?  Absolutely.  Helpful in returning to a state of normalcy and sanity after the reign of terror led by Donald the Destroyer and Moscow/Massacre Mitch?  Not likely. So why did I just use nicknames or include a PhotoShopped movie poster which was triggered when I started drafting another potential blog post about values and institutions Trump has castrated in the last two and a half years?  Because it’s fun and a hard habit to break.  So let me get one more out of my system before getting serious.

Sesame Street lesson of the day based on the regular feature where Ernie sings, “One of These Things (Is Not Like the Others.)”  During the song, Ernie holds up three images.  Melania.  A medical deferment.  And a map of Greenland.  As the song ends, several Muppets blurt out in unison, “We know.  We know.  Greenland can’t be bought!”

While I hope you enjoyed the comic interval, it does nothing to achieve the goal of a Trump-less White House.  And unfortunately, news media which are more interested in ratings than reporting news will spend more time on Tweets and Greenland becoming the 51st state (because Montana isn’t white enough?) than on the impact of Trump and EPA administrator Andrew Wheeler (aka former lobbyist for coal producer Murray Energy) gutting the Endangered Species Act.

Changing Trump Tower’s address may bring some momentary mental relief to the 250,000 plus petitioners who have added their names.  But it is just noise.  Imagine if, instead, that same quarter of a million people went out and each registered two or more new voters.  That would send a signal.

Story #2: Teacher Shames Students for Not Standing for Pledge of Allegiance

On the second day of class at First Coast High School in Duval County, Florida (metro Jacksonville), a biology teacher posted the following hand-written note on the white board in his classroom.

THINK: We had about a half million Americans die in our Civil War, which was largely to get rid of slavery. There are no longer separate water fountains and bathrooms in Jacksonville for “white” and “colored,” as Mr. Goodman remembers from the 1960’s. We had an amendment to the U.S. Constitution allowing women the right to vote. We have had a Black president, the superintendent of Duval Schools is a Black woman. Mr. Fluent, our principal, replaced a Black man, Mr. Simmons, who is now a D.C.P.S. administrator.

MY POINT? You are all extremely lucky to be living in the U.S.A. If you refuse to stand during the Pledge of Allegiance or our National Anthem, are you revealing maturity and wisdom? Actually, you are displaying the opposite. (As some pampered arrogant celebrities and athletes tend to do.)

The missive appeared because one or more students on the first day of class chose not to stand during the pledge of allegiance despite the fact Duval County’s Code of Student Conduct includes the following.

Pursuant to Florida Statutes, students have the right not to participate in reciting the pledge. Upon written request by his or her parent, a student must be excused from reciting the pledge, including standing and placing the right hand over his or her heart.

There is no question who is the “You” in the second paragraph.  Despite efforts by the “fine people on both sides” believers to defend the teacher, every reference why “You” should feel lucky refers to evidence that America has made some progress in atoning for the nation’s original sin slavery or previous suppression of women’s rights. Nothing about America’s economic miracle even though white households make up 96.1 of the top one percent.  And how unfortunate the teacher suggested the students were lucky instead of highlighting the individuals responsible for changing the cultural landscape. A good argument STEM education without exposure to the humanities produces technically trained workers who lack critical thinking skills.

But even the “lucky” reference was too subtle.  Just to make sure his students understood he added the parenthetical reference to “pampered arrogant celebrities and athletes.”  Where could he have possibly come up with that language? Image result for trump hugging flagThis is what happens when the measurement of one’s sense of patriotism is based on symbols and not actions.  Trump can thumb his nose at the Constitution and tell natural born citizens to go back to where they came from.  But as long as he literally hugs the flag and tweets about athlete protests despite the fact they are protected by the First Amendment, we are distracted by his cacophony of noise and ignore the signals.

In contrast, kudos to Stacey Abrams.  While the media spent their energy speculating whether she would throw her hat into the presidential fray, she chose to devote her energy ensuring every citizen’s right to vote is protected and preserved.  On Friday, Melanye (not a typo) Price penned an opinion piece in the New York Times which included the following.

I and all my friends wanted her to jump into the presidential race. Instead, she’s doing something more important. She’s creating an apparatus to fight voter suppression across the country, a prize that’s essential to a fair and functioning democracy.

This is what I would call true American patriotism.  As for the teacher at First Coast High School, I say to him.  “Why do I feel LUCKY?  Because there are still individuals like Stacey Abrams who rise above the noise and send a clear signal what makes the United States of America a truly great nation.”

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

Birth of a Nation II

We do not fear censorship, for we have no wish to offend with improprieties or obscenities, but we do demand, as a right, the liberty to show the dark side of wrong, that we may illuminate the bright side of virtue–the same liberty that is conceded to the art of the written word–the art to which we owe the Bible and the works of Shakespeare.

Introduction, Birth of a Nation (1915)

WGriffithith the above words, D. W. Griffith justifies production of his silent epic which portrayed black men (portrayed by white actors) in post-Civil War America as unintelligent and sexually aggressive toward white women.  The film glorifies the rise of the Ku Klux Klan as indicated by the following “title card,” the filmed printed text used for dialogue or to highlight the action.

The white men were roused by a mere instinct of self-preservation… until at last there had sprung into existence a great Ku Klux Klan, a veritable empire of the South, to protect the Southern country.

Special attention is paid to Reconstruction, the emphasis placed on a perception Northern abolitionists were determined to replace native Southern leaders with black men who were beholden to the North for having ended slavery as explained in this title card from the movie.

The policy of the congressional leaders wrought… a veritable overthrow of civilization in the South… in their determination to ‘put the white South under the heel of the black South.’ 

One might call it the origins of the replacement conspiracy movement.

Image result for Birth of a nationTo  further convince the audience this is a rigged scam, one scene depicts black voters stuffing ballot boxes to ensure the election of the protégé of a Northern carpetbagger, a mulatto named Silas (are you ready?) LYNCH.

Despite it’s controversial content and efforts by the NAACP to ban future showings, the Library of Congress, in 1992, declared the film to be “culturally, historically or aesthetically significant” and announced it would be preserved as part of the National Film Registry. In addition to the content, there were other factors leading up to the designation.

  • Birth of a Nation was the first 12-reel film, with a running time of over three hours.
  • It was the first movie to be shown in two parts separated by an intermission.
  • It was the first film accompanied by an orchestrated musical score.
  • It introduced cinematic techniques such as close-ups and fade outs.

As one might expect, the designation was greeted with protests by the NAACP and others.  In response, the Registry Board affirmed its decision in a January 4, 1993 article in the Los Angeles Times.

As we see it, the selection and preservation of “The Birth of a Nation” is no insult to anyone. Nor is it an accolade to racism. As (board member and African American director John) Singleton noted, the film is a vivid reminder of the dark side of American history.

[NOTE:  A month earlier, Singleton told the Hollywood Reporter he had personally nominated the film for the Registry, despite its racist themes, to serve as a “history lesson.”]

It is therefore, with great trepidation, I announce that I have begun drafting a screenplay for a sequel, Birth of a Nation II.  Unlike the original in which Part I ends with the assassination of President Lincoln, the first half of my version concludes with the pending end of the Obama administration and the beginning of the 2016 campaign.  The second half continues with the emergence of a new force led by Donald Trump which, this time, portrays Hispanics as the ne’er do wells who threaten true Americans’ hope to return to an imagined golden era.  Now it is not black men who are coming for your women, murdering your children and flooding the streets with drugs.  The others are now brown-skinned.  Instead of title cards, we hear the protagonist articulate this threat.

When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

These words become the clarion call which re-energizes the white supremacist movement.  And like their 19th century ancestors, these faux patriots adopt the replacement directive.  At first the attacks are verbal, marching to the chants of “They will not replace us!” But that is not satisfying enough.  Enabled and emboldened by their leaders, sympathetic media outlets and social media, the chants morph into lethal violence.  First, a single death at a Unite the Right rally in a college community.  Two years later, inspired by the rhetoric warning of invasions and replacement, a gunman targets Hispanics in a city along the Southern boarder.

To further demonstrate the lengths to which his enemies will go to stop Trump’s vision of what will make America great again, he echoes the 1915 rendition of illegal voting.  The scene takes place at a 2019 conference of young Caucasians.

Illegals get out and vote.  Those numbers in California and numerous other states, they’re rigged. They’ve got people voting that shouldn’t be voting. They vote many times, not just twice, not just three times. It’s like a circle. They come back, they put a new hat on. They come back, they put a new shirt on. And in many cases, they don’t even do that. You know what’s going on. It’s a rigged deal.

The ending of this cinematic portrait of our times is yet to be penned.  Will it result in a parade of white supremacists and neo-Nazis being cheered as frightened Hispanics retreat to their homes, reminiscent of the final scenes in the 1915 narrative?  Or will this period of division reach a tipping point when the vast majority of Americans declare enough is enough?  This is not who we are.  In the latter case, the closing credits are flanked by two flags.  To the left, the stars and stripes.  To the right, one with the words, “E pluribus unum!”

Regardless of the final scenes, there will be one major difference between the original and a sequel?  Woodrow Wilson only screened the 1915 movie in the White House.  The current occupant is the producer, director, writer and star of the contemporary version.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Life Imitating Comedy

If you’re a regular reader of this blog, you already know a lot of the inspiration comes from my obsession with comedy and comedians. And for most successful stand-up comics, the prime directive is, “When it comes to comedy, anything and everything is fair game.”  As a result we are exposed to some pretty raw humor which sometimes touches a nerve.  Comedians will tell you, the audience also believes in the prime directive, UNTIL you make fun of them or someone close to them.  Cancer patients will laugh at jokes about Lupus or M.S., but fail to see the humor when someone like the late Harry Anderson jokes, “For our anniversary, my wife wanted something expensive that she’d never buy for herself.  So I signed her up for chemotherapy.”

As Dana Gould makes clear.  You don’t need to tell him he’s crossed the line.  He knows it.  But that doesn’t mean comics don’t have a conscience and sometimes wish they could take it back.  Or at a minimum realize in hindsight they come off as a jerk.  I’ll give you two examples.

Image result for kevin pollak a little off the topOn his 2004 album “A Little Off the Top,” Kevin Pollak takes aim at airline safety announcements.  In this particular routine, the target is using one’s seat cushion as a flotation device.

It’s such a pain to get on a plane I don’t give a damn if my seat floats.  Seat floats?  When?  Oh, right.  In case of a water landing.  Cause that’s gonna happen.  Apparently, we’re going to morph into a hover craft and whoosh to safety.  They’d like us to still believe we’ll be landing on the water.  Hey Bright Eyes, it’s a JET!  And when you hear that old smelly piece of foam you’re sitting on is a flotation device, your eyes well up, don’t they?  What else have you got for me?  Is the drink cart a shark cage?

Fortunately, U.S. Airways captain Chesley “Sully” Sullenberg never listened to, or if he did, paid little attention to Pollak’s rant.  And since the “Miracle on the Hudson” on January 15, 2009, I suspect audiences at his live performances never chant, “Do the water landing routine.”

But, the all-time classic entry in the “Wish I Hadn’t Said That” Hall of Fame is a 1999 routine in which Bill Cosby shares his fascination with Spanish Fly.  It begins when he first learns about the legendary aphrodisiac from a stranger on a street corner who tells him:

“There’s a girl named Crazy Mary.  You put some in her drink and she goes ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhh.”

Yeah, that’s really groovy man.  From then on, every time I’d see a girl I’d say, “I wish I had some Spanish Fly.”  Go to a party, see five girls standing alone.  I wish I had a whole jug of Spanish Fly.  I’d light that corner up over there.

I thought it only existed in Philadelphia.  So I’m working on “I Spy.”  And Bob (Culp) and I are working together and Sheldon Leonard (the producer) comes up and says, “Boys, ‘I Spy’ is going to Spain.”  A childhood dream come true.

Related imageA transcript of the routine was introduced into evidence at Cosby’s sexual assault trial.  [IRONIC FOOTNOTE:  The album on which this story appears is called, “It’s True!  It’s True!”]

Both of the above examples are unfortunate.  One is merely embarrassing in hindsight.  The other is tragic with profound consequences for both Cosby and his victims.  But they pale in comparison to the damage done when amateurs think they have the same license to offend for the sake of entertainment.  Even when the stand-up wannabe tries to convince us, “Lighten up, it’s just a joke.”

Such was the case when Donald Trump brought his “Invasion Tour” to Pensacola last May.  Trump promoted the event on Facebook as though it were a rock concert.  “Join me LIVE for a rally in Pensacola, FL.”  In what can only be called Trump’s “Bill Cosby Moment,” he telegraphs both his determination to keep people of color out of the country and an admission he doesn’t have the slightest idea how to do it.

First he regrets that he does not have the same tools at his disposal as so many of his autocratic compadres (pun intended).  Referring to restrictions against lethal force placed on the border patrol:

We don’t let them, and we can’t let them, use weapons.  We can’t.  Other countries do.  We can’t.  But how do you stop these people.  You can’t.

Then came every stand-up comic’s dream.  A heckler who helps set up the punchline. “Shoot em'” yells a supporter.  Trump responds with a 13 second pause that would put Jack Benny to shame while the crowd cheers.  A smirk.  And then the zinger.

That’s only in the Panhandle you can get away with this stuff. Only in the Panhandle.”

If only there had been a drummer to offer the obligatory rim shot.

As we now know, Trump was wrong.  It’s not only true in the Florida Panhandle.  It’s true in Pittsburgh, Gilroy, El Paso and dozens of other cities across America.  A professional comic might admit the routine was in bad taste.  All it took was one incident for Pollak to expunge the “water landing” bit from his repertoire and to make him realize “A Little Off the Top” may have ventured a little OVER the top. But not this amateur.  Even following mass shooting after mass shooting, Trump still cannot understand why he needs to let go of this greatest hit.  Which makes one thing perfectly clear.

Instead of “Lighten up, it’s a joke,” we know what Trump’s real message is.  “Whiten up, and I’m not joking.”

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

Timing Is Everything.

Take my wife…please.

~Henny Youngman

Open any how-to book on comedy and the first lesson begins with some variation of the following.  The key to being funny is not what you say but how you say it.  The secret is timing.  Even though this admonition customarily refers to a specific joke or punchline, it also can apply to life in general.

Related imageJust ask George Carlin.  On September 9 and 10, 2001, Carlin was recording a new album at the MGM Grand Las Vegas based on his show titled, “I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die.”  As you might  guess, those were the last performances using that label, and the album was shelved.  A retooled version of the show now titled “Complaints and Grievances” was recorded two months later at New York’s Beacon Theater.  Carlin considered reviving the original performance as an HBO special “Life is Worth Losing” in 2004, until he again postponed the project in the wake of  Hurricane Katrina. Strike two.

Nor does the timing maxim apply only to comedy.  The karma of timing reared its ugly head once again on Sunday with the mass shooting at the Annual Garlic Festival in Gilroy, California.  A gunman, using an assault rifle, murdered three people (including a six year-old boy) and injured more than a dozen others .  Once he was identified, we quickly learned from a now deleted Instagram account this 19 year-old urged others to read Might Is Right published in 1890.  This volume would be on Oprah’s reading list if Ms. Winfrey was a white nationalist or neo-Nazi.  It champions social Darwinism, women as property and the superiority of the Anglo-Saxon race.

What does this have to do with timing?  As mentioned in a previous post, last Tuesday Trumpist Senators Ted Cruz and Bill Cassidy introduced a resolution that would designate the anti-fascist movement Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization.  [NOTE:  In deference to Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan and others I will no longer refer to current members of the Trump caucus in Congress as Republicans.)  For the record, not a single death has been attributed to an individual associated with Antifa.  On the same day, FBI director Christopher Wray told the Senate Judiciary that the majority of domestic terrorism “was motivated by what you might call white supremacist violence.”  Senators Cruz and Cassidy, add Gilroy, California to that list.  Like Carlin, you might want to re-tool your material.

A second ingredient in comedy is irony.  Take Dana Gould’s story about the Black Dahlia…please.  Black Dahlia was the pseudonym given posthumously to Elizabeth Short whose mutilated, bisected body was discovered in 1947 in Los Angeles’ Leimert Park neighborhood.  The crime was never solved.  Gould closes with the following perfect blend of timing and irony.

And to this day, some sixty years later, the police still don’t know…..what she said to deserve that.  It must have been a doozy!

Not to be outdone, Trump chose the Gilroy shooting to exhibit his own sick sense of irony and timing.  After ten days of demeaning minorities to solidify his aging, white male base, Trump described the situation in Gilroy as “horrific” and the white supremacist he enables and inspires by spewing hate and refusing to renounce even his most bigoted followers as a “wicked murderer.”  Makes you wonder if Lady McLania is sleepwalking around the second floor White House residence, muttering “Out, out damn spot.”

Well, two can play at this game. As a long time frustrated stand-up wannabe (many of my former students think I became a professor primarily for the captive audience), I will try and demonstrate how these two tools of humor–timing and irony–come together.

In the wake of the Gilroy tragedy, I’m sure there will be new calls for the Senate to act on a bill passed in the House last February which mandates background checks for all firearm sales including gun shows and private transactions. But that would not have stopped the Gilroy gunman who legally purchased an assault weapon and ammunition in Nevada.  What might have stopped him?  A limit on high capacity…….MAGAzines.

Thank you and good night.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP