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Human Shields

 

As an obsessive blogger, today is my worst nightmare.  Why?  Because those who used to be responsible for analyzing the news, a task which has fallen to bloggers of all ideological stripes, began doing their job again this morning.  The media and the politicians they cover, at times like this, have something in common.  Sometimes you have no choice but to act.  As Kevin C. Gottlieb, founder of GATE (Grassroots Advocacy Training Exchange), tells his clients, “When politicians feel the heat, they see the light.”  The same holds true for journalists.

Even frequent Trump pimp Joe Scarborough picked up the mantle.  On today’s edition of Morning Joe, Scarborough asked White House deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders about the urgency for firing FBI director James Comey.  Her response?  The President received a recommendation from the deputy attorney general and acted immediately and decisively.  I started laughing, thinking, “..as opposed to his hesitant and indecisive action on Michael Flynn.”  Any journalist worth his/her weight would ask that question.

And Scarborough did.  The transcript from this morning’s show is not yet available, but here is my best recollection of his response to Sanders.

And yet the sitting commander-in-chief and the acting attorney general tells the President his national security adviser is compromised and represents a potential threat to the nation’s safety and he waits 18 days.

 

Sanders tried to push back but Scarborough was having none of it.  Joe, thanks for doing your job even if it makes mine a little harder.  And he was not alone.  So as strange as it may seem, we owe a second debt of gratitude to Comrade Trump for doing things a Clinton presidency could never have accomplished.  First, for mobilizing the resistance and proving that elections matter.  Second, he has awakened another sleeping giant–the press–by giving them a real story which will generate the ratings and increased subscriptions they need.

But that’s not what I came here to talk about.  As I have often reminded readers, the challenge of writing this blog is finding the angle on any topic about which no one else is talking.  One creative technique which helps achieve this goal is to find a metaphor which helps explain the issues before us.  In this case, the first thing that came to mind was the term “human shield.”  As defined by the Cambridge Dictionary, a human shield is, “a person or group of people kept in a particular place in order to stop an enemy from attacking that place.”  A quick Google search turned up the following from a CNN.com post about the fight to retake Mosul, Iraq from ISIS which shed more light on Trump’s efforts to save his presidency and reputation. (Source:  CNN.com/October 30, 2016).

The reports are disturbing: Tens of thousands of men, women and children snatched from their homes and forced into the center of Mosul as the battle intensifies to drive ISIS out of Iraq’s second-largest city.

The intent is sinister: Using civilians as human shields is ISIS’s attempt to hold onto the city, the jewel of its self-proclaimed caliphate.

The only difference between Trump and ISIS is the White House does not need to snatch its human shields, they selectively choose tImage result for rod rosensteinhem from among witting or unwitting accomplices who are enlisted for the assignment.  Yesterday, it was recently confirmed deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein.  Since much of the information in Rosenstein’s memorandum recommending Comey’s dismissal, including un-sourced verbiage and quotes, came from published news reports, the White House already knew everything it contained.  So the only reason for the memorandum was to use Rosenstein as the human shield to protect Trump from having to take personal responsibility for an action which would threaten his own personal “caliphate.”  Ironically, this is the first time in history, the commander-in-chief has offered an excuse for his actions by claiming, “I was only following orders.”

So just add Rosenstein to a growing list of individuals who have been employed as  human shields during  Trump’s 110 days in office.

  • Dennis Nunes, representative from California’s 22nd Congressional district, who was picked as the buffer between Trump and his unfounded charges of wire-tapping against President Obama.
  • Jason Chaffetz, representative from Utah’s 3rd Congressional district and chair of the House Government Oversight Committee, who sacrificed his career after stonewalling examination of Trump’s growing number of ethics violations.
  • Fox News host Jeanine Pirro, who delivered Trump’s message about House Speaker Paul Ryan being responsible for the first attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act.
  • Every foreign head of state who has visited the White House.  By holding joint press conferences with these dignitaries, the press has been constrained from pressing Trump on issues related to his and his associates’ interaction with Russian officials.
  • James Clapper, former director of national intelligence, who Trump constantly references (including a new banner tweet on @realdonaldtrump) as vindicating his campaign of any role in Russian interference in the 2016 election.  In Trump world, it does not matter that Clapper has done no such thing.
  • Former FBI Director James Comey, whom Trump thanked for “informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation” although no White House staff can pinpoint those occasions and Comey publicly testified that the White House is under investigation.
  • Perennial human shield President Barack Obama, whom Trump places in the forefront as responsible for EVERYTHING that has gone wrong during his time in the oval office.
  • Several federal district judges who Trump claims are keeping him from delivering on many of the most onerous promises made during his 2016 campaign.

However, if there was an academy award for best performance by a human shield, the sole nominee and winner would have to be press secretary Sean Spicer.  Trump sends him before the press on a daily basis as the first line of defense regardless of how outrageous or incomprehensible his boss’ actions or words might be.  A cat with nine lives has nothing on Scary Spice.

As former Navy intelligence office Malcolm Nance reminded us last night, Comey’s firing is just one more instance where, “the target is getting buggy.”  Nance also urges, “strategic patience.” By this he warns, when you are trying to take down a president of the United States, you better be sure you get EVERYTHING right.  James Comey learned that lesson yesterday, when the White House was given an opening as a result of his misstatement about the number and nature of emails on Anthony Wiener’s laptop.  When the White House occupant’s favorite line is, “I was right; this was fake news,” the last thing you want to do is give him ammunition.

There is still a long way to go before we know whether Trump is guilty of “high crimes and misdemeanors.”  Strategic patience is the order of the day.  What we already know is this.   He, like ISIS, is a coward of epic proportions, willing to hide behind others to protect his territory.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

Old Things New Again II

 

In the latest revival of a classic joke, I offer the following multiple choice question.

What do you call Donald Trump and 143 of his advisers.

A. Gross Incompetence
B. Gross Ignorance
C. Just Plain Gross
D. All of the Above

Two events triggered this post.  At a friend’s birthday party last night, I became engaged in a conversation about how any early corporate enthusiasm for supposed pro-business policies will soon fade as His Orangeness continues to demonstrate a lack of knowledge about almost everything and the impact his actions have on the general economy, much less his own supporters.  Consider the following example.

On April 25, the administration announced a 20 percent tariff on Canadian softwood lumber imports.  Trump and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross heralded this as an example of how the administration was keeping a campaign promise to its base.  There’s only one problem.  Those most likely to be impacted by this policy are blue-collar workers in the Midwest.  Yes, the very people Trump credits with his upset victories in Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Uses for SoftwoodsHow do I know this?  Because Trump’s own Department of Commerce told me so on Friday.  A major force behind the positive employment numbers for April released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics was an increase in construction jobs.  And guess what is a major input for the construction industry.  Softwood lumber.   According to Britannica.com, “The chief economic value of pines is in the construction and paper-products industries.”

But that was just the beginning.  Remember Trump telling us about his “good friend” Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.  Well, this BFF did not take Trump’s ill-advised action lying down.  In response, the Canadian government is considering a 20 percent tariff on (drum roll) U.S. coal.  One can only imagine the laughter among Trudeau’s cabinet members when this option emerged.  I assume Trump voters in West Virginia, Kentucky and Pennsylvania will fail to see the humor.

But this was just one instance where this fraudulent populist chose corporate America over the citizenry.  On Sunday’s edition of Last Week Tonight, host John Oliver exposed the attempt by Trump’s recently appointed chairman of the Federal Communication Commission (FCC) Ajit Pai (a former Verizon attorney) to gut the net neutrality provisions imposed in 2015.*  For those unfamiliar with the term “net neutrality,” it refers to the rule which prevents Internet Service Providers (ISP) from regulating the speed at which different content is transmitted to the end-user.

Which brings us back to Trump’s gross ignorance.  Oliver shared a Trump tweet on November 12, 2014 which constituted his two-cents in the debate during which net neutrality was affirmed.

Obama’s attack on the internet is another top down power grab. Net neutrality is the Fairness Doctrine. Will target conservative media.

In 140 characters, Comrade Trump displayed his mental incapacity to understand the most basic aspects of this issue.  First, the Fairness Doctrine does not apply to the Internet.  Second, and most importantly, net neutrality ensures NO ONE can be denied equal access on line.  In other words, it does EXACTLY the opposite of what Trump charged.

Which brings me to my favorite Trump joke of the week.  Following Trump’s assertion that Andrew Jackson could have prevented the Civil War, Seth Meyers, host of NBC’s Late Night, predicted, “You know, at this rate the only way Trump is going to get a second term is if he is held back.”

Which explains Trump’s comment at his February 24, 2016 rally in Nevada, “I love the poorly educated.”  He obviously feels right at home.

*NOTE:  During the broadcast, Oliver pointed out how difficult the FCC had made it for individuals to find the net neutrality comment form on their website.  To combat this version of the GOP mantra, “If you don’t like what we stand for, we’ll make it as difficult as possible to voice your dissent (as in voting or town hall meetings ),” Oliver registered the URL gofccyourself.com which redirects you to the comment page.   Within hours the click volume crashed the FCC web site.  Viva la resistance!

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

1894

 

On January 27, 2017, The New Yorker published an article by Adam Gopnik titled, “Orwell’s 1984 and Trump’s America.”  Gopnik admits he had never been a fan of the 1949 classic about a dystopian future, describing it as “too pat” and rooted in the Brits’ immediate post-WWII dissatisfaction with rationing and general pessimism about a return to normalcy.  However, Gopnik reassesses his position after observing Comrade Trump’s behavior during the first week of his tenure in office.  Referencing the daily claims by Trump and his minions about the size of the inaugural crowed or how he would have won the popular vote except for millions of illegally cast ballots, Gopnik writes:

The blind, blatant disregard for truth is offered without even the sugar-façade of sweetness of temper or equableness or entertainment—offered not with a sheen of condescending consensus but in an ancient tone of rage, vanity, and vengeance. Trump is pure raging authoritarian id.

And so, rereading Orwell, one is reminded of what Orwell got right about this kind of brute authoritarianism—and that was essentially that it rests on lies told so often, and so repeatedly, that fighting the lie becomes not simply more dangerous but more exhausting than repeating it. Orwell saw, to his credit, that the act of falsifying reality is only secondarily a way of changing perceptions. It is, above all, a way of asserting power.

The two words which caught my attention were “ancient tone.”  While Orwell’s chronicle of things to come looks forward in time, by using this phrase, Gopnik suggests we’ve been there before.  After all, Trump’s promise to “Make America Great Again” suggests he too wishes to emulate a past era.  Thus, the title of this blog “1894.”

Flipping from “1984” to “1894” was inspired by the political satire group The Capitol Steps.  At the end of each performance they include a narrative titled “Lirty Dies” in which they reverse the first letters in each phrase.  For example, they refer to the White House occupant as “Tronald Dump.”  But a quick Google search of the term “major events in 1894” suggested interposing the middle digits of these two years was more than just a gimmick.  It was one more example of what Carl Jung called “synchronicity,” the unintentional connection of seemingly unrelated experiences.  Consider the following actual events from 1894 (with commentary in italics).

  • On January 9, New England Telephone and Telegraph installs the first battery-operated telephone switch.  Was this just one more milestone toward the creation of the Internet and Twitter?
  • March 12, Coca-Cola is sold in bottles for the first time.  Otherwise there would be no need for Trump to install another red button on the Resolute Desk in the oval office.
  • March 25, the first significant American protest march when Ohio business man Jacob Coxey leads an “army” of unemployed workers to Washington, D.C.  The march was triggered by the Panic of 1893 much as the Women’s March and March for Science were inspired by the Panic of 2016.
  • May 11, three thousand Pullman Palace Car workers go on strike to protest lowered wages and reduced benefits.  After the strike is crushed, Paul Ryan transports Republican members of Congress to the White House to celebrate what he proudly calls TrumpedCare.
  • July 4, Sanford Dole, the son of missionaries, establishes the Republic of Hawaii and is named its first president.  In 2017, the Republic is renamed by Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions “an island in the Pacific Ocean.”
  • November 5, West Palm Beach, Florida becomes an incorporated city.  In anticipation of the new municipality becoming the center of the United States government, the first city commission reserves 40 acres of land for the commander-in-chief’s residence which they dub Mar-a-Largess.  Plans include a secured dining room.

Welcome to 1894.  As suggested a few days ago, everything old really is new again.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Lost in Transition

 

This morning I received an e-mail from one of my unnamed, and totally unreliable, sources.

Sat 4/29/2017 1:06 AM

TO: Dr. ESP
FROM: Unnamed and Unreliable Source
SUBJECT: WHCA Speech

Attached is a copy of the draft remarks Donald Trump planned to give if he had attended last night’s dinner.  Although I cannot divulge how I procured this material, it came in a plain white envelope which only said the following,  “SALLY forth.  More to come.”

Enjoy.

Woodward and Bernstein: Journalism  more crucial than everNormally, I would check the veracity of this kind of document before passing it on. But after listening to Carl Bernstein at the actual WHCA Dinner last night, I heeded his advice.  “Our objective as journalists is to get the best obtainable version of the truth.”  I can assure you there will not be any better obtainable version of Trump’s speech than this one.

Good evening, ladies and germalists. I know I promised to go to a 2020 campaign rally in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania instead of this dinner.  Imagine that.  Another broken promise.  Anyway, that poor city has already been exposed to enough nuclear radiation. 

Everyone looks so grown-up tonight.  It feels like a senior prom at Trump University.  The only difference is the cost of attendance is half what we charge and I don’t get my usual cut of the proceeds.  Maybe next year we can hold this event at a Trump property. I understand this year’s theme is “Russian to Judgement.” 

So this is what Washington looks like on a weekend.  Hard to tell the difference.  The House and Senate chambers are empty and Melania is in New York.  Melania sends her regrets.  She told me she had anything else to do.

Being here isn’t the first promise I’ve broken since occupying the dining room at Mar-a-Lago. I also promised to drain the swamp, hire the best people.  So what if there are investigations into criminal charges of some of my staff.  I didn’t practice saying, “You’re fired” for nothing.  Come to think of it, I’ve gone through more people than the survivors of Uruguayan Air Flight 571 after it crashed in the Andes mountains in 1972.  (anticipate groans) Too soon?

Speaking of going through other people, a big shout out to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.  With friends like Jack, who needs Vladimir Putin and Julian Assange.  And the campaign didn’t even have to pay Twitter.  I like to think of Twitter as the 7/11 of the internet.  Open all night and the potheads who drop in at 3:00 am for munchies make about as much sense as I do.

Speaking of 3:00 am,  I just learned North Korea is in a different time zone.  Not everyone knows that.   So when I get up at 3:00 am, it’s actually 3:30 pm in Pingpong, Putang, whatever.  So I can see what Kim Jong-Un is doing 11 and a half hours before it has any effect on the United States.  I can’t believe I’m saying this but California is in an even better position.  If the North Koreans launch an ICBM, San Francisco has three more hours than Washington to react.

Don’t worry.  I have a plan to neutralize North Korea.  We just have to wait for the next supreme leader Kim Jong-Deux.

One hundred days.  Can you believe it?  (anticipate more groans) You folks thought I was going to be a disaster.  Isn’t it a little unfair to expect so much so soon?  It took W two terms to destroy the economy.  I only hope I can be as successful with the environment by the end of my presidency.

In closing, I just want to let you know I am donating my salary for this quarter to the White House Correspondents Association scholarship fund.  And I hope you report it in tomorrow morning’s newspapers and  on the Sunday talk shows.  That way, when I accuse all of you of “fake news,” I will be right.

Good night and good luck.

After reading the draft for the first time, it is rumored Trump sent a note to Melania’s speech writer thanking her for such an original closing line.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

Everything Is Suspect

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.

— Oscar Wilde

And no one is better at imitation than Hollywood.  Consider the following.  In 1940, MGM released The Shop Around the Corner starring James Stewart and Margaret Sullavan.  In 1949, MGM remakes this story about anonymous pen pals who work side by side as a musical In the Good Old Summertime with Judy Garland and Van Johnson in the lead roles. Not to be outdone, Warner Brothers produces an Internet-age variant in 1998 titled You’ve Got Mail starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.

This morning I realized I too am in the “re-make business” with one big difference.  I am creating the imitations before the original has ever been released.  It started with MacTrump.  Yesterday, it was Other People’s Money.  Both are prequels to the forthcoming documentary or historical drama Comrade Trump.

Today’s version of the rise and fall of His Orangeness was triggered by recent conversations with my wife and friends who keep asking, “What do you think is really going on between the White House and Russia concerning the use of chemical weapons in Syria?” My response, “I’m not sure.  I have more questions than answers.  But there is one thing I’m sure of, everything is suspect.”

As I spoke those last three words, I knew I had seen them somewhere before.  And sure enough, they are included in the tag line to the 1997 film L.A. Confidential.  “Everything is suspect..everyone is for sale…and nothing is what it seems.”  For those unfamiliar with this critically acclaimed film (99 percent on Rotten Tomatoes), it is the story of a 1950s dysfunctional police department which “investigates a series of murders with their own brand of justice.” (Source: IMDB.com)  In the end, members of the force cover-up internal corruption while presenting themselves as heroes.

Today, I proudly release D.C. Confidential, the exploits of a New York real estate developer who “is determined to live up to his father’s reputation.” (Source: Wikipedia)  In the original, a narcotics detective moonlights as the technical adviser on a popular TV police drama.  Of course, in this version, the lead moonlights as executive producer of a reality show.  The precinct captain, played by Steve Bannon, believes “a detective should be willing to shoot a guilty man in the back for the greater good.” (Source: Wikipedia)

Which brings me back to why this particular movie is the perfect analogy for the U.S. response to the events in Syria.  There is growing evidence (including last night’s report Trump adviser Carter Page was/is the subject of a FISA Court warrant) the White House, like the L.A. precinct, is mired in corruption.  And among the rogue White House operatives is Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.  Despite being a member of the corrupt force, he is sent on a mission to Russia designed to make him appear to be a hero, not the Trump/Russia intermediary he really is.  While Tillerson claims he is only following department’s mantra “To Serve and Protect,”  we are left wondering just who he is serving and what is he protecting. If the tag line fits…

Everything is suspect…everyone is for sale…and nothing is what it seems.

There is an unintentional coincidence between the two movies I selected for these parodies–Other People’s Money and L.A. Confidential.  Danny DeVito has roles in both.  Directors and producers often have favorite actors to whom they turn when casting a film.  I plan to keep DeVito in my stable as he seems to be the only film star with the stature to play Comrade Trump in my forthcoming docu-drama.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP