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Genesis 18:16-33 Revisited

 

One of my favorite scenes from the original 1984 Ghostbusters is when the boys are called into the office of New York mayor Lenny Clotch (David Margulies) to explain the appearance of specters throughout the city.  In the following dialogue, the Ghostbusters reveal the extent of these catastrophic supernatural events

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!

Related imageIt does not take much of an imagination to recognize a similar level of delirium has engulfed the nation during this past year.  Therefore, if this current crisis be of biblical proportions, should we not look to the Old Testament for a response.  Perhaps, the story in Genesis of Sodom and Gomorrah, with some poetic license?  Consider the following.

16 When the founding fathers got up to leave, they looked down toward the Nation’s capital, and the voters walked along with them to see them on their way. 17 Then the founders said, “Shall we hide from these citizens what we are about to do?18 In 2018, the voters can surely become a great and powerful force in the nation, and all citizens will be blessed through them. 19 For the voters can choose new leaders, so that they will direct their children and their households to keep the way of the founding fathers by doing what is right and just, so that the voters will bring about for those who understand the true values and promise of the nation we envisioned.”

20 Then the founders said, “The outcry against attempts by Donald Trump and his minions to violate constitutional principles is so great and their sin so grievous 21 that we will go down and see if what they have done is as bad as the outcry that has reached us. If not, we will know.”

22 The voters turned away and went home, but one remained standing before the founders.  23 Then that one, brave voter approached the founders and said: “Will you sweep away the righteous with the wicked?  24 What if there are fifty righteous Republicans in the Senate and House  who will join the Democrats to end this national nightmare? Will you really sweep them away and not spare the place for the sake of the fifty righteous people in it?25 Far be it from you to do such a thing—to kill the righteous with the wicked, treating the righteous and the wicked alike. Far be it from you! Will not the voters across the country do right?”

26 The founders said, “If we find fifty righteous people in the city of Washington, we will spare the whole place for their sake.”

27 Then the brave voter who remained behind spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the founders, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, 28 what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole nation for lack of five people?”

“If we find forty-five there,” the founders said, “We will not destroy it.”

29 Once again he spoke to them, “What if only forty are found there?”

The founders said, “For the sake of forty, we will not do it.”

30 Then he said, “May the founders not be angry, but let me speak. What if only thirty can be found there?”

The founders answered, “We will not do it if we find thirty there.”

31 Then that brave voter said, “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the founders, what if only twenty can be found there?”

The founders said, “For the sake of twenty, we will not destroy it.”

32 Then he said, “May the the founders not be angry, but let me speak just once more. What if only ten can be found there?”

The founder answered, “For the sake of ten, we will not destroy it.”

33 When the founders had finished speaking with the lone voter who pleaded on behalf of the Nation, they left, and the man returned home.

What the voters in this parable did not realize, it is not the founders who are responsible for finding the 50 righteous persons.  And if such righteous representatives do not exist, it is not up to the long deceased founders to rid us of them.  The voters, themselves. have that power.  All they need to do is exercise that power.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

An ACTUAL War Against Christmas

 

In the interest of truth in advertising, I need to remind my readers I am a culturally Jewish agnostic in a mixed religious marriage.  And I prefer to wish everyone I meet “happy holidays,” except on December 25th when I gladly greet my Christian friends and colleagues with “Merry Christmas,” in the same vein I wish Americans “Happy Independence Day” on July 4th and not all summer long.

Holidays occurring in November and December cover the tapestry of American diversity.  However, I would never challenge the fact December 25th belongs to those of Christian faith nor would I support anyone who challenged the right of Christians to consider that specific day sacred.  However, last Friday, those who accuse people like me of waging an imaginary “War on Christmas” need to turn their weapons on one of their own who has done more to de-legitimize the holiday than I ever could.

Related imageIn defense of alleged child molester and Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate Roy Moore, Alabama State Auditor Jim Zeigler dismissed the charges against Moore in the Washington Examiner, stating:

…take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus. There’s just nothing immoral or illegal here. Maybe just a little bit unusual.

Ziegler’s comments reminded me of the politically incorrect joke which has made the rounds on the Internet, tee shirts and in graffiti.  “Easter has been canceled — They found the body.”  I could not find the origin of this meme which people like Jim Zeigler must surely and justifiably find offensive.  So you think someone who promotes the evangelical version of Sharia law would choose his own words more carefully. On Friday, Zeigler became the equivalent of a modern-day Judas.  He might as well have said, “Cancel Christmas — Jesus is not the son of God, he is the offspring of an adult carpenter.”  I have yet to see this headline on Fox News or in Breitbart.  Instead, they prefer to point their fingers at those of us who believe we should welcome the stranger into our hearts and minds during the holiday season regardless of faith or spiritual preference.

I sometimes wonder what Jesus would think of actions taken in his name,  if there was in fact a second coming.  In this case, I have no doubt on which side he would align when it comes to a “War on Christmas.”  And I wonder if even he might find it hard to “turn the other cheek.”

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Half a Century

 

This weekend I attended my 50th high school reunion.  An enlightening experience to say the least.  Of the 70+ members of my graduating class in attendance, perhaps 10 percent were immediately recognizable.  (Do they have deteriorating portraits of themselves in their attics?)   Another 60 percent were the older versions of themselves you might expect–a few more wrinkles, a little less or grayer hair.  The remainder, however, required a quick glance at their name tags.  Time had not been so kind to them.

As we exchanged personal histories and career paths over the past 50 years, there was  a moment of enlightenment.  Those attendees who appeared in good health and still vibrant were the doctors, lawyers and other professionals.  Many had left their hometown and lived in places like Washington, D.C., Boston or Los Angeles.  Those who were overweight and seemed a bit worn down had stayed at home and pursued blue-collar careers.   I am not suggesting they were unsuccessful in their fields or unhappy.  But there was a clear cultural divide which for some reason was either transparent or unimportant when we were teens.

This class distinction (pun intended) was most evident as attendees sat down for dinner.  One need only look at how people self-selected those with whom they chose to share dinner conversation.  And then it hit me.  I had never been close to or socialized with most of people at the “others” tables.  Some I did not know at all.  There had always been a cultural divide.  However, without the influence of talk radio and 24 hour cable news to remind us of it, it was just a fact of life.  The order of the day was, “Live and let live.”  And most importantly, there was no concern those on the other side of the cultural divide affected my ability to succeed in life.  We did not believe in an economic zero-sum game.  We were all masters of our own fate.

And maybe that is the lesson for these troubled times.  Perhaps we need to quit wasting time trying to close the cultural gap.  It has always been there and probably always will be. Possibly, we need to rethink the social contract.  The foundation would be agreement on a few basic tenets, some of which are already embedded in the Bill of Rights.  It might require the addition of others which define a civil society.  Then, within that framework, Americans of all walks of life could choose careers and lifestyles as long as they did not violate these principles  or expect others to make the same choices.

Some might say that sounds “libertarian.”  But just as there is no such thing as pure democracy or a pure free market economy, there is no reason to believe any pure ideology is feasible.  This blended approach might best be described as, “Accept always.  Impose never.”  I know this is much easier said than done.  And it would certainly be tested in the courts.  Take, for example, the baker who refuses to make a wedding cake for a gay couple.  The baker needs to accept the right of any two people in love to marry but knows it does not require he attend same-sex weddings or even socialize with members of the LGBTQ community.  Likewise, the couple must accept the baker’s religious objection to same-sex marriage knowing the baker cannot impose his views on them.

You probably think this is unrealistic?  So do I.  But not because it doesn’t make sense.  Rather, because we would need to overcome the most rampant virus affecting American society today–“snowflake-itis.”  How can we accept other perspectives when we are offended by the slightest challenge to our personal world view?  And we are all guilty at one level or another.  I bristle at the sight of a Trump bumper sticker or a MAGA red cap.  But these symbols have no impact on my life.  I still write my blog.  I choose not to associate with Trumpsters.  I will continue to do what I can to call out Trump’s incompetence and lack of character and to ensure he inflicts minimal damage to the country or the planet.  And as one did, a Trumpster can tell me I need to take my meds.  Just don’t force them down my throat.

A Wednesday Postscript

Speaking of things that were different a half century ago.  That was when the Christmas season was ushered in by Santa’s appearance at the end of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.  Over time, the starting line was moved back to the day after Halloween.  Last night, I had to check my watch to be sure it was only October 17th.  Surely 60 days  each year should be enough to get into the holiday (oops, excuse me, the Christmas) spirit.  Guess not.  Or at least at Hallmark.

While waiting for the Cubs/Dodgers baseball game to come on, I was surfing through channels when I landed on the Hallmark Channel which was promoting (and I’m not making this up) their forthcoming Christmas movie marathon to begin on November 5th.  This increasing infringement on the secular calendar deserves its own label.  Perhaps it should henceforth be known as “Xmas Creep.”

It is one thing for a cable network to use Christmas as an advertising ploy.  It is their right.  As I have the right to flip the channel and find entertainment somewhere else.  As private companies and individuals, both Hallmark and I are guaranteed the right under the First Amendment to conduct our religious affairs any way we choose.  And the language in that amendment makes it clear that CONGRESS does not have the power to make laws establishing a national religion.  Unfortunately, it does not apply to the chief executive.

As he has with most business deals during his career, Comrade Trump has found a loophole where he can do whatever he wants without technically violating the law.  Last Friday night at the socially conservative  Values Voter Summit (a oxymoron if there ever was one), Trump challenged the spirit of the Constitution if not the letter of the law.

You go into a department store.  When was the last time you saw ‘Merry Christmas?’ You don’t see it anymore. They want to be politically correct. If I’m president, you will see ‘Merry Christmas’ in department stores, believe me, believe me.

Really? Trump thinks he can require department store employees to say “merry Christmas.”  I’ll let William Shakespeare respond.

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

OH! OH! Steen

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more.
Howard Beal/Network (1976)

You have to admit, there is more than enough to be mad about these days.  Yet, from time to time, there is reason to believe the world and its inhabitants are basically good.  Even when Mother Nature turns her back on us (e.g. Hurricane Harvey), there is a bright side.  Hundreds, if not thousands, of individuals are putting themselves at risk to help those in need in the wake of this apocalyptic storm.

With one highly visible exception.

One of my favorite Lewis Black routines comes from his performance at the Warner Theater in Washington, D.C., a stop on his “Red, White and Screwed” tour (2006)  One segment in particular takes aim at televangelists who use the Old Testament (aka Jewish Bible) as a prop.

On Sunday morning, I turn on the television set and there is a priest or pastor reading from my book. And interpreting it. And their interpretations, I have to tell you, are usually wrong.  It’s not their fault cause it’s not their book.

You never see a Rabbi on TV interpreting the New Testament, do you?  If you truly want to understand the Old Testament, if there is something you don’t quite get, there are Jews who walk among you and they, I promise you this, will take time out of their very Jewy, Jewy day and interpret for you anything you are having trouble understanding.  And we will do that if, of course, the price is right.

Now I am not a Rabbi, nor do I play one on TV.  However, maybe it’s time a member of my tribe takes to the airwaves to explain the New Testament to hypocrites and the faux righteous who have no problem telling others how to live their lives.

Take Joel Osteen, please.  In the midst of the most destructive natural disaster in Houstonians’ memory, when most churches opened their doors to feed, clothe and house displaced residents, Osteen’s Lakewood Church canceled services and shuttered its doors. Instead of taking in the homeless, Osteen took to Twitter.

August 25/How you respond to a situation will influence those around you.  When you have peace on the inside, you’ll bring peace to the outside.  (Dr. ESP Response: Forget volunteering.  Follow my example. Time to Tweet.)

August 26/God uses people to push you to where you’re supposed to be.  Without them, you couldn’t fulfill your destiny. (Dr. ESP Response:  Guess your destiny led you to the nearest keyboard.)

August 26/Victoria and I are praying for everyone affected by Hurricane Harvey.  Please join us as we pray for the safety of our Texas friends & family.  (Dr. ESP Response: Not quite a substitute for actually doing something that would make a difference.)

August 26/Give people the grace to change.  Don’t judge their whole life on one season, one mistake. (Dr. ESP Response:  Is this your response to the universal anger at your lack of compassion during the storm?  Damn right, YOU need to change.)

August 27/There’s a simple phrase you have to get down in your spirit.  “God’s got this.” (Dr. ESP Response: Now that’s what I call passing the buck.)

August  28/Jesus promises us peace that passes understanding.  That’s peace when it doesn’t make sense. (Dr. ESP Response:  The only thing that doesn’t make sense are these inane platitudes.)

August 29/Our hearts break as we see the damage and destruction in out city.  Please join us in helping Houston recover.  Visit LakewoodChurch.com/Relief.  (Dr. ESP Response:  A fundraising appeal.  Does this modern day P. T. Barnum really believe I would send money to a church who’s leader lives in a $10.1 million mansion?  Lakewood is the last place I would consider for charitable giving.)

August 29-10:52am/Lakewood’s doors are open and we are receiving anyone who needs shelter.  (Dr. ESP Response:  It is amazing what a little, or in this case a lot of, shaming can do.  If Jesus led the flock, Mr. Osteen was at best a straggler.)

Mr. Osteen, instead of Tweeting, may I suggest you pick up your Bible and re-read James 2:14-17 which reminds us faith is not enough.

14 What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save them?
15 Suppose a brother or a sister is without clothes and daily food.
16 If one of you says to them, “Go in peace; keep warm and well fed,” but does nothing about their physical needs, what good is it?
17 In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead.

 You’re welcome.  And in light of the current situation in Houston, feel free to send my “New Testament Interpretation Fee” to the American Red Cross, Salvation Army or any other trustworthy organization engaged in the relief effort.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

American Vanguard

 

Image result for Hans-Joachim SchoepsAlthough they were few and far between, there were groups of German Jews who supported the rise of Adolph Hitler and the Third Reich.  One such organization was the German Vanguard led by Hans-Joachim Schoeps (1909-1980), a professor of religious studies at the University of Erlangen in northern Bavaria.

According to a document in the archives of the SHOAH Resource Center at Yad Vasham, Israel’s holocaust memorial and museum:

Schoeps and his followers were extremely patriotic Germans who wanted to be seen as a Jewish political movement within the revival of German nationalism. They looked down on Eastern European Jews, and opposed Zionism, Marxism, and liberalism. Zionism was considered negative because Zionists wanted to become a separate Jewish nation like any other, while the Vanguard believed that German Jews belonged to the German nation, and were only different with regard to their religion. They even saw Zionism as a type of assimilation away from pure German-ness.

Vanguard members failed to understand that the Nazis hated Jews because of their race, and considered them to be non-Aryan, or non-German, to the core. They thought that Jews would eventually be allowed to integrate into the Third Reich. Nonetheless, fearing arrest, Schoeps fled to Sweden in 1938, where he kept up contact with German conservatives throughout the war.

On several occasions over the past two years I have wondered how any Jewish-American could support Donald Trump based on individuals he selected as advisers, some of the company he keeps, his re-tweeting content from neo-Nazi and other anti-Semitic sources and his reluctance to call out anti-Semitic behavior by some of his supporters.  Equally distressing was their willingness to overlook warning signs in return for policies which they believed would result in national economic growth and personal financial gain.  Ironically, members of the German Vanguard expressed the exact same sentiments.  Does Schoeps’ willingness to support the Third Reich’s focus on German nationalism remind you of anything you’ve heard recently?

But there is one more major difference between the German Vanguard of the 1930’s and what I will call the American Vanguard which exists today.  The current version is more diverse than its historic ancestor.  It includes Hispanic-Americans who discounted Trump’s characterization of Mexicans as rapists, criminals and drug dealers.  And as was most evident over the course of the past week, white Evangelicals who have traded in the Sermon on the Mount for Trump’s tweets and rants.

The best evidence of the religious right’s membership in the American Vanguard is the response by members of Trump’s Evangelical Advisory Board.

Jerry Fallwell, Jr., president of Liberty University, praised Trump’s “bold truthful stmt about #charlottesville. So proud of @realdonaldtrump.”  Twitter/August 16, 2017

Johnnie Moore, National Association of Evangelicals.  “NO, I am not pulling out as an Evangelical advisor to the White House.  It’s not our job to take advice but to give It.  I will keep giving it.” Twitter/August 16, 2017

Pastor Mark Burns, referring to the two sides represented in Charlottesville. “BOTH are violent and dangerous.”  Twitter/August 15, 2017

When Tony Suarez, Vice-President of the National Hispanic Christian Leadership Conference tweeted we need leaders who will unite rather than divide, he quickly clarified he did not mean Trump was one of those dividing the country.

Televangelist James Robinson’s contribution. “Are we going to rip Amazaing Grace out of every hymnbook because John Newton was a slave trader?”

Pastor Jack Graham chose to retweet a call to tear down statues of Charles Darwin, claiming “Darwin was a white supremacist and racist if ever there was one.”

To be fair, three of the 25 members of the board condemned the organizers of and participants in the Unite for Right demonstration in Charlottesville.  But none resigned from the advisory group and none chastised Trump for his comments on Saturday or Tuesday.

There’s an old saying about what motivates individual behavior.  “We know what we are, we’re just haggling over the price.”  Sadly, in this case, the cost of membership in the American Vanguard is One’s Soul.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP