The Passion of the Trump, Part I

The inspiration for today’s post comes from the following passage that appeared on May 18, 2019 in “Letters to the Editor” in the Interlake Daily newspaper based in Kalispell, Montana.

Let’s not let this happen. Please stop and think. Remember, what they did to Jesus when they crucified him and he said “forgive them for they know not what they do.” Well you do know what you are doing. Stop the hate in the world. Stop crucifying Donald Trump!

~Lynda Klein, Prey, Montana

The Betrayal (A Parody)

Excerpts from “The Gospel According to Nancy”

14 Then one of the Twelve sycophants–the one called Rudy Giuliani–went to the oligarchs.  15 And asked, “What are you willing to give me if I deliver him for you?”  So they counted out for him 62.5 million rubles. 16 From then on Rudy watched for an opportunity to hand him over.

17 On the 25th day of July, the sycophants came to Donald and asked, “Where do you want us to make preparations for the phone call?”

18 He replied, “Go into the situation room and connect me to a certain man named Zelenskey and tell him, ‘The president says: The appointed time is near. I am willing to invite him into my house, but first he must do us a favor, though.'” 19 So the disciples did as  Donald had directed them and prepared the call.”

20 When evening came, Donald sat with the sycophants at the cabinet table partaking of a bucket of KFC and a Diet Coke. 21 And while he was eating, he said, “Truly I tell you, I am afraid that some day, one of you will write a book or go on Fox News and betray me.”

22 They were very sad and began to say to him one after the other, “Surely you don’t mean me, Sir?”

23 Donald replied, “The one who has dipped his hand into my bucket of chicken will betray me. 24 The son of Fred will go just as it is written about him. But woe to that man who betrays the son of Fred! It would be better for him if he had not been born.”

25 Then Rudy, the one who would betray him, said, “Surely you don’t mean me, Sir?”  Donald answered, “You have said so.”

26 While they were eating, Donald took a chicken leg, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his sycophants, saying, “Take and eat; this is what has made my body what it is today.”

27 Then he took the can of Diet Coke, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. 28 This is bloody good and shall be a remembrance of this day. 29 I tell you, this may be the last we partake of it until that day when I drink it new with you in my penthouse in Moscow.”

30 When they had sung several choruses of “Dixie,” they went out to the South Lawn.

36 Then Donald said to them, “Sit here while I go over there and tweet.” 37 He took Steven Miller and his two sons along with him, and he began to be irate and troubled. 38 Then he said to them, “My soul is overwhelmed with anger to the point of death. Stay here and make sure I do not leave out any insults or slurs.”

43 When he came back, he found the twelve sycophants sleeping, because their eyes were heavy from hearing Donald repeat the same thing over and over. 44 So he left them and went away once more and tweeted a second time, saying the same thing.

45 Then he returned to the sycophants and said to them, “Are you still sleeping and resting? Look, the hour has come to place the call, and the Son of Fred is delivered from the hands of Joe Biden. 46 Rise! Let us go! Here comes Rudy!”

Related image47 While he was still speaking, Rudy, one of the Twelve, arrived. With him was a large crowd of Fox News prime time hosts with cameras and microphones. 48 Now the betrayer had arranged a signal with them: “Ask me who ordered me to investigate the Bidens.” 49 Going at once to Donald, Rudy said, “Greetings, Sir!” and pulled out his smartphone to betray his client.

50 Donald replied, “Do what you came for, friend.”

 51 With that, Miller reached for his sword, drew it out and attempted to sever the cables connected to the cameras and microphones.

52 “Put your sword back in its place and take out your iPad,” Donald said to him, “Remember, the tweet is mightier than the sword. 53 Do you think I cannot call on Putin, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of bots and trolls?”

54 Unbeknownst to Donald or the sycophants, a servant of the legal magistrate bore witness to the confrontation and reported it to the proconsul.

[To be continued]

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP