Monthly Archives: February 2017

A Movie Trump SHOULD Watch

 

Overlooked due to all the other chaos initiated by Donald Trump over the weekend was news that the first official movie screening in the White House theater since the inauguration was Finding Dory .  This Pixar animated film, according to IMDB.com, is the story of a memory challenged blue tang who:

somehow became separated from her parents as a child. With help from her friends Nemo and Marlin, Dory embarks on an epic adventure to find them.

It did not take long for social media to point out the disconnect between the movie’s plot and Trump’s executive order which attempted to block many such reunions in the United States.

The Hollywood Reporter made a second observation.  Movie studios have always made their complete catalog of films available to the White House.  Therefore, why Finding Dory when one has access to the plethora of engaging movies released in the past few month?  Compare Trump’s choice to Michelle Obama’s choice for the family’s final screening:  Hidden Figures.

The Reporter provided additional insight about the cinema tastes of the current White House occupant noting that Trump had also requested the Bryan Cranston/James Franco comedy Why Him?, which garnered a 39 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes.  One can imagine press secretary Sean Spicer justifying this selection by claiming it actually had the highest rating in the history of Rotten Tomatoes, PERIOD.  Or maybe Trump just wanted a film whose approval rating mirrored his own.

For fear of seeming to be an elitist, I must admit I too enjoy an inane movie now and then.  I cannot count how many times I have watched Animal House or Ghostbusters.  Or reruns of Seinfeld to the point I can almost recite the dialog of entire episodes.  But as a steady diet, it leaves me wanting.  Cinema is a powerful medium through which visual storytelling enlightens us about who we are and the world we live in.

The occupant of the White House, especially if he chooses not to read books or listen to diverse opinions, would be well served to take advantage of films which bring perspective and context to the decisions he faces on a daily basis.  The following is one example I would suggest as a good starting point.

Eye in the Sky (Entertainment One, 2015)

It’s too bad Trump did not watch this under-appreciated film before launching the raid on al Qaeda in Yemen last weekend. He would have heard General George Matherson (played by the late and sorely missed Alan Rickman) describe how success in the war against terrorism cannot be measured solely using body counts.  Explaining how the United States and its allies must win the propaganda war as well as physical engagements, Matherson tells his colleagues, “If they kill 80 people, we win the propaganda war.  If we kill one child, they do.”

According to medics on the ground in al Bayda province, the casualties from last weekend’s raid included “at least eight women and seven children aged between three and 13 years old.” (BBC News, February 2, 2017) The administration’s assessment of the raid?

Brave US forces were instrumental in killing an estimated 14 AQAP members and capturing important intelligence that will assist the US in preventing terrorism against its citizens and people around the world.

Matherson might have thought otherwise.  I can imagine him saying, “The administration may view the civilian deaths as collateral damage.  In truth, they are the new faces on al Qaeda recruitment posters.”

I certainly understand how Trump might want to escape the serious business of running a country by watching an animated film or the latest in a long string of James Franco mediocre comedies.  But even with his reported short attention span (per Art of the Deal ghostwriter Tony Schwartz), two hours watching a movie which articulates the legal and moral issues a righteous nation must confront even when fighting terrorism seems like a much better investment than an Atlantic City casino.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

Happy Alterative-Holidays

Spoiler:  More fake news from Deprogramming101.com with the exception of the first two sentences.

Last Friday, the White House released the following statement commemorating Holocaust Remembrance Day.

It is with a heavy heart and somber mind that we remember and honor the victims, survivors, heroes of the Holocaust.

Unreported was the first draft of the statement which read as follows:

It is with a heavy heart and somber mind that we remember and honor the victims, survivors, heroes of the Holocaust, not to mention the Jews, whom we have decided NOT to mention in deference to our alt-right supporters.

In this vain, we can look forward to additional White House statements commemorating other National holidays and celebrations.  For example:

Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

Today is testament to the courage of all orators, good and bad, who have organized marches on the Nation’s capital regardless of substance or attendance, not to mention Dr. King, whom we decided NOT…(but we repeat ourselves).

Presidents Day

Today we acknowledge the contribution of the 43 white dudes who have served as chief executive of the United States and that Kenyan-born Muslim who made it possible for Donald J. Trump to mobilize the alt-right during the 2016 election.

Mothers Day

On this second Sunday in May, we show our appreciation to all those parents, sperm donors, nannies and private/parochial schools who contribute to the miracle of new life and nurture privileged children from birth through adolescence to adulthood.

Veterans Day

Maintaining the peace and securing the homeland is a daunting task.  We owe it to those who, like Donald Trump, have personally sacrificed by building businesses on the backs of taxpayers (including actual veterans) and creating jobs to provide our armed forces with the tools they need to wage war.  Today we honor Halliburton, United Technologies, Boeing, Lockheed, Raytheon and General Dynamics, their officers and stockholders for keeping American safe and strong.  In honor of Veterans Day, Trump laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown CEO.

April Fools Day

The White House sadly admits it could not come up with a statement that adequately covers the tricks and verbal gymnastics perpetrated on the American public this year.  Anyway, you April fools already know who you are.

In a related development, House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell were asked for their reactions to these pronouncements.  Parroting his response to the Muslim ban and the appointment of White House political adviser Steve Bannon to the National Security Council, Chatty Paul (just pull the string on his back) replied, “It’s regrettable that there was some confusion on the rollout, but I’m fine with it.” Senator Mitchell ducked back into his shell.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP