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The “Anti-Nixon”?

 

As a political science major in 1969, I was intrigued by Joe McGinniss’ The Selling of the President 1968 which chronicled how marketers packaged and sold the “new Nixon” to the American public. Their task was not an easy one.  A bitter, angry Richard Nixon had temporarily departed the political scene in 1962 following his defeat to Edmund G. Brown for governor of California with the admonition, “You won’t have Richard Nixon to kick around any more.”

Perhaps, the best description of the “new Nixon” of 1968 is contained in a December 1967 editorial in the Eugene, Oregon Register-Guard following a speech at the University of Oregon.

(Attendees) said they found him more relaxed, more given to easy humor, less testy than the drawn, tired figure who debated Jack Kennedy or the angry politician who conceded his California defeat with such ill grace. They noted he pitched his talk to youth, urging the predominantly college audience to get involved in causes bigger than themselves.

What many of us did not understand at the time was the extent to which the candidate himself was the unintentional target of the media blitz designed to reshape his image.  In light of Watergate, dirty tricks, the enemies list and resignation, one might argue he did not pay sufficient attention to the message.  Despite the personality flaws which led to his political demise, his policies were very much in tune with the portraiture inked during the 1968 campaign.  For example, instead of the rampant anti-communist, Nixon opened the door to a new era of American-Chinese relations.  In 1960, he ran on a platform of states rights.  As president he expanded the reach of the federal government, creating the Environmental Protection Agency and supporting passage of Title IX which guaranteed equal funding for girls’ athletics at educational institutions.

Sadly, we will never be the beneficiaries of a similar chronicle of the 2016 election as McGinniss died of prostate cancer at the age of 71 in March 2014.  Having read many of his other books including Fatal Vision about the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case and The Last Brother: The Rise and Fall of Teddy Kennedy, I appreciated McGinniss’ ability to point out how ironic life can be.  Therefore, I would expect no less in the forever missing Selling of the President 2016.

Would McGinniss have described Donald Trump as the “anti-Nixon?”  While Nixon’s handlers urged him to be more measured and less threatening in 1968, Trump’s resurgence in the polls began when campaign strategists encouraged their candidate to be the untethered, politically incorrect firebrand for whom disaffected voters yearned. Family and associates tell us this is not the “real Trump.”  None of this matters.  Like Nixon, the real questions are, “Did the president-elect buy his own sales pitch?  Will he govern in accordance with the persona he sold to voters during the campaign?”  Or as he hinted in an interview Tuesday with the editorial staff of the New York Times, was this all just an act? Only time will tell.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Fake to Faux to Fact

 

Being a counter-intuitive thinker is fun.  When you reject conventional wisdom and look for alternative explanations in every aspect of life, you begin seeing the world as it might be, not just how others want you to see it.  People who take themselves too seriously often fail the counter-intuitive thinking test.

One such person is Kathy Griffin, someone whose humor I thoroughly enjoy.  She has made a pretty good living sharing her encounters with the rich (e.g. Steve Wozniak) and famous (e.g. Barbara Walters) which she has now parlayed into a new book titled Celebrity Run-Ins. During her current book tour, Griffin shared an excerpt in which she is seated next to Woody Allen at a dinner sponsored by AOL.  She describes the evening as “uncomfortable,” pointing to the following Allen comments as the reason for her assessment of the situation.

  • He introduced his wife Soon-Yi as his “child bride.”
  • He claimed he has watched every episode of Hannah Montana starring Miley Cyrus, whom Allen hired to appear in his forthcoming Amazon TV series, “Crisis in Six Scenes.”
  • He says, “And now I have to watch my friend Bill Cosby get railroaded.”

It did not take long for the mainstream media to jump on the story as evidenced by the following headlines.

  • Woody Allen alledgedly told Kathy Griffin he had to watch Bill  Cosby ‘get railroaded,’ called wife Soon-Yi Previn his ‘child bride’ (NY Daily News)
  • Woody Allen Is Creepier Than You Imagined (Esquire)
  • Kathy Griffin’s ‘Jaw-Dropping’ Story About Woody Allen Will Shock You (Huffington Post)

For heaven’s sake, IT WAS WOODY ALLEN, the person who, among other things, has said:

  • If only God would give me a clear sign!  Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
  • I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
  • My luck is getting worse and worse.  Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.
  • I had a terrible education.  I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
  • In California, they don’t throw their garbage away — they make it into TV shows.

Instead of viewing the encounter as “shocking,” Griffin could just as easily referred to the experience as “the time I got punked by Woody Allen.”  Knowing she is always seeking new material for her one-woman shows, I have little doubt Allen decided, “Oh, I’ll give her something to talk about.”  The tell-tale clue is Allen’s reference to Bill Cosby.  If you Google the term “Woody Allen Bill Cosby friendship” there are 453,000 hits.  There is just one problem.  Not a single one suggests any level of amity between the two.   There is not even one example of a joint appearance.  Virtually every post which includes both names focuses on how differently the two celebrities have been treated following disclosure of alleged sexual deviancy.

Griffin’s possibly being the fall-gal for Allen’s impishness is nothing new. A song in Bob Fosse’s semi-autobiographical film All That Jazz titled “Everything Old Is New Again,” reminded me of a similar prank I observed many years ago.  While attending a George McGovern fundraiser in 1972, some of the guests were discussing the impact of  R. Sargeant Shriver replacing Missouri Senator Thomas Eagleton as the vice-presidential nominee.  Eagleton had recently resigned from the ticket after confirming he had been treated on multiple occasions, including shock therapy, for depression and stress.

A friend of mine Jim Savarese broke into the conversation and informed the group, “You know, his closest friends don’t call him Sarge, they call him ‘Bob’.” Not a month later, at another McGovern rally, I heard someone repeat this manufactured falsehood.  Jim’s prank had gone viral.

Are we just gullible?  Is it some desire to be “in the know?”  Or to be part of the “in crowd?”  For whatever reason, we seem to increasingly accept gossip as gospel.  In the case of a waggish celebrity or what one should call a Kennedy in-law, it is hard not to appreciate the humor intended.  But when fake stories become faux news and then are spread as fact,  we start living in a world of deception and unfounded reality which have real consequences.  Laughter may be the best medicine, but disinformation seems to be a growing epidemic.

As the media continues to assess what everyone got wrong during the past year, a mirror would be a good place to start.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Did They REALLY Say That? Part II

 

Welcome back.  The second installment is based on quotes ranked 51 through 100 by the American Film Institute.

#52  You had me at “hello.”  (Jerry Maguire, 1996)  The alt-right movement explains when they knew they had a champion in Donald Trump.

#53  One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.  How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.  (Animal Crackers, 1930)  Eric Trump tells dad about his latest African safari.

#55  La-dee-da, la-dee-da.  (Annie Hall, 1977)  Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson lays out his drug policy.

#58  Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.  (The Godfather II, 1974)  Hillary Clinton explains why she will be holding joint rallies with Bernie Sanders.

#59  As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.  (Gone With the Wind, 1939)  New Jersey Governor Chris Christie inspects the galley on Trump’s private plane.

#60  Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!  (Sons of the Desert, 1933)  New inscription on the Statue of Liberty.

#61  Say “hello” to my little friend!  (Scarface, 1983)  Favorite pick-up line used by Anthony Wiener, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Guliani, et. al.

#62  What a dump.  (Beyond the Forest, 1949)  Donald and Melania’s first impression of the White House.

#65  Elementary, my dear Watson.  (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 1939)  When asked about their level of education by IBM’s automated pollster, the most common answer among Trump voters.

#66  Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.  (Planet of the Apes, 1968)  Picked up on a “hot” microphone in the dressing room at the Miss Universe contest.

#69  They’re here.  (Poltergeist, 1982)  Secret Service informs President Obama the Trumps have arrived for their meeting two days after the election.

#70  Is it safe?  (Marathon Man, 1976)  What Clinton voters asked on the morning of November 9 while peeking through the slightly ajar doors of their homes and dormitories.

#71  Wait a minute, wait a minute.  You ain’t heard nothin’ yet.  (The Jazz Singer, 1927)  Trump’s response to reporters’ questions following his claim that Mexico is sending rapists and murderers to the United States.

#73  Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico.  (Little Caesar, 1930)   Press questions whether president-elect Trump will repeal racketeering laws in addition to the Affordable Care Act and Dodd-Frank.

#76  Hasta la vista, baby.  (Terminator 2: Judgment day, 1991)  Heading on INS notification to birthright children of undocumented Mexican immigrants.

#77  Soylent Green is people!  (Soylent Green, 1973)   Soylent, Inc. lawyer argues his client should have the same rights as other corporations under Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission.

#79  Surely you can’t be serious….I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.  (Airplane!, 1980)  Trump tells newly appointed chief of staff Reince Priebus he’s not joking about the border wall and Mexico paying for it.

#81  Hello, gorgeous.  (Funny Girl,  1968)  Trump’s first words each morning as he looks in the mirror.

#82  Toga! Toga!  (National Lampoon’s Animal House, 1978)  Gary Johnson’s answer to the question, “What order from the commander of the Japanese air force signaled the beginning of the attack on Pearl Harbor?”

#86  Attica!  Attica!  (Dog Day Afternoon, 1975)   The uppermost story of a Mexican-American’s casa where deportation forces will look for undocumented immigrants.

#96  Snap out of it!  (Moonstruck, 1987)   College students awaken roommates from alcohol and drug-induced stupors which include flashbacks to a world in which 2016 is still in the future.

#99  I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!  (The Wizard of Oz, 1939)  WikiLeaks and the Russians inform the Trump campaign that Hillary and Bill have a new canine pet.

#100  I’m the king of the world!  (Titanic, 1997)  Opening line of Trump’s inauguration address.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Did They REALLY Say That? Part I

 

Welcome to a brief recap of the 2016 election based on many of the America Film Institute’s “100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time.”  I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.  The format for each quote includes AFI ranking, the quote, movie and year and the situation in which it appeared during the campaign.

#1  Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. (Gone With The Wind,  1939) Bernie Sanders rejects Hillary Clinton’s private email server as a campaign issue.

#2 I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. (The Godfather, 1972) Donald Trump, Jr. tells John Kasich aide the Ohio governor will be the de facto president if he joins the ticket.

#3 You don’t understand! I coulda had class.  I coulda been a contender,  I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront, 1954) Announcing he is withdrawing from the race for the Republican nomination, Mario Rubio regrets having turned negative in an attempt to out-Trump Trump.

#5 Here’s looking at you, kid. (Casablanca, 1942)  Huma Abedin to Hillary Clinton as she leaves the campaign headquarters for the last time.

#9 Fasten your seat belts.  It’s going to be a bumpy night. (All About Eve, 1950)  Rachel Maddow on MSNBC as early returns start coming in from Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin.

#10 You talking to me? (Taxi Driver, 1976) Response by any Trump supporter to any pollster.

#11  What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.(Cool Hand Luke, 1967) Trump explains how he can take both sides of an issue in the same sentence.

#13 Love means never having to say your sorry. (Love Story, 1970)  Preamble in each of the pre-nuptial agreements between Trump and his wives.

#19  I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore. (Network, 1976)  Every Trump and Sanders voter.

#20 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.  (Casablanca, 1942)  Trump welcomes Breitbart editor Steve Bannon to be part of his campaign, but keeps forgetting his first name is Steve, not Louis.

#23  There’s no place like home. (The Wizard of Oz, 1939) Trump explains why he and Melania may not make the White House there primary residence.

#25 Show me the money! (Jerry Maguire, 1996) Hillary Clinton demands pre-payment before addressing an audience of Wall Street bankers.

#26  Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? (She Done Him Wrong, 1933)  An open invitation to Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell to have lunch at Trump Tower.

#29  You can’t handle the truth.  (A Few Good Men, 1992)  Editor’s Note:  Too easy.  Make your own joke.

#30  I want to be alone. (Grand Hotel, 1932)  Every Democrat on the morning of November 9, 2016.

#31  After all, tomorrow is another day! (Gone With The Wind, 1939)  Entry in Hillary Clinton’s diary following her loss to Barack Obama for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination.

#33  I’ll have what she’s having. (When Harry Met Sally, 1989)  Attendees at the Hillary Clinton “victory” celebration.

#35  You’re going to need a bigger boat.  (Jaws, 1975)  Clinton speech writer before they change the text of her September 10 speech from “boat of deplorables” to “basket of deplorables.”

#36  Badges?  We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges! (The Treasure of Sierra Madre, 1948)  MSNBC reporter Katy Tur at Trump rally.

#37  I’ll be back.  (The Terminator, 1984)  See #31.

#38  Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. (The Pride of the Yankees, 1942)  Every Democrat who turned down an offer to be Clinton’s running mate and hopes to be president some day.

#39  If you build it, he will come.  (Field of Dreams, 1989)  Trump explains how the wall on the Mexican border is just what he needs to increase voter turnout.

#40  My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you’re gonna get.  (Forrest Gump, 1994)  True, but in this case, the candy must have been made with white chocolate.

#44  I see dead people. (The Sixth Sense, 1999)  Article in Breitbart News documenting all the people the Clintons allegedly murdered.

#48  Well, nobody’s perfect.  (Some Like It Hot, 1959)  Standard Paul Ryan line following each outrageous Trump statement.

#49  It’s alive!  It’s alive!  (Frankenstein, 1931)  Establishment Republicans on the night of July 19 when Trump secures the party’s nomination.

Stay tuned for Part II.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

My Rejected Screenplay

 

The “butterfly effect” is defined as the scientific theory a single event, regardless of size, can change the course of the universe.  The concept has been used in many contexts.  For example, environmentalist have warned extinction of the most seemingly insignificant species might be the trigger that unleashes a  catastrophic ecological disaster.  And as one might suspect, the butterfly effect is rich fodder for many fictional books, movies and television shows.

The concept plays a prominent role in an episode of the original Star Trek series titled “The City of the Edge of Forever.”  Written by science fiction icon Harlan Ellison, the time travel theme revolves around the eventual outcome of World War II being dependent on the fate of a social welfare worker in depression-era America.  Ellison received the 1968 Hugo Award, science fiction’s most prestigious honor, for Best Dramatic Presentation. This is just one of many Hollywood treatments in which the butterfly effect plays a pivotal part. TasteOfCinema.com has identified at least 10 movies since 1990 which draw on the theory.

Being a political junkie, I was disappointed none of these tales centered on the electoral process and decided the time had come.  I began working on a screenplay in which a small, unrelated event determines the outcome of a contentious presidential contest. Knowing Hollywood loves salacious subplots, I decided the triggering event had to involve sex.

The following is a brief summary of the characters and the plot.

  • One candidate is the first female nominated by a major political party.
  • Her husband has a history of sexual misbehavior which her opposition exploits throughout the campaign.
  • She also has demonstrated some instances of questionable judgment.
  • Two weeks before election day, she appears to have overcome voters’ concern about both these perceived weaknesses and is posed to become the next president.
  • Somewhere in Midtown Manhattan, a divorced, former Congressman is sexting with an underage female.
  • During the investigation of the potential charge of child pornography, the FBI discovers material which turns the trajectory of the election upside down.

The working title for my screenplay  is “The Un-Buttoned Fly Effect.”  I sent the manuscript to several major studios and independent producers.  The response was unanimous, best summed up by the following in a letter from the Weinstein brothers at MiraMax.

While we find your treatment to be highly imaginative, we are afraid it lacks the credibility needed to draw a broad audience.

So much for my career in fiction.  But never give up.  I’m thinking about re-packaging the screenplay as a documentary.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP