Did They REALLY Say That? Part II

 

Welcome back.  The second installment is based on quotes ranked 51 through 100 by the American Film Institute.

#52  You had me at “hello.”  (Jerry Maguire, 1996)  The alt-right movement explains when they knew they had a champion in Donald Trump.

#53  One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.  How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.  (Animal Crackers, 1930)  Eric Trump tells dad about his latest African safari.

#55  La-dee-da, la-dee-da.  (Annie Hall, 1977)  Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson lays out his drug policy.

#58  Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.  (The Godfather II, 1974)  Hillary Clinton explains why she will be holding joint rallies with Bernie Sanders.

#59  As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.  (Gone With the Wind, 1939)  New Jersey Governor Chris Christie inspects the galley on Trump’s private plane.

#60  Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!  (Sons of the Desert, 1933)  New inscription on the Statue of Liberty.

#61  Say “hello” to my little friend!  (Scarface, 1983)  Favorite pick-up line used by Anthony Wiener, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Guliani, et. al.

#62  What a dump.  (Beyond the Forest, 1949)  Donald and Melania’s first impression of the White House.

#65  Elementary, my dear Watson.  (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 1939)  When asked about their level of education by IBM’s automated pollster, the most common answer among Trump voters.

#66  Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.  (Planet of the Apes, 1968)  Picked up on a “hot” microphone in the dressing room at the Miss Universe contest.

#69  They’re here.  (Poltergeist, 1982)  Secret Service informs President Obama the Trumps have arrived for their meeting two days after the election.

#70  Is it safe?  (Marathon Man, 1976)  What Clinton voters asked on the morning of November 9 while peeking through the slightly ajar doors of their homes and dormitories.

#71  Wait a minute, wait a minute.  You ain’t heard nothin’ yet.  (The Jazz Singer, 1927)  Trump’s response to reporters’ questions following his claim that Mexico is sending rapists and murderers to the United States.

#73  Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico.  (Little Caesar, 1930)   Press questions whether president-elect Trump will repeal racketeering laws in addition to the Affordable Care Act and Dodd-Frank.

#76  Hasta la vista, baby.  (Terminator 2: Judgment day, 1991)  Heading on INS notification to birthright children of undocumented Mexican immigrants.

#77  Soylent Green is people!  (Soylent Green, 1973)   Soylent, Inc. lawyer argues his client should have the same rights as other corporations under Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission.

#79  Surely you can’t be serious….I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.  (Airplane!, 1980)  Trump tells newly appointed chief of staff Reince Priebus he’s not joking about the border wall and Mexico paying for it.

#81  Hello, gorgeous.  (Funny Girl,  1968)  Trump’s first words each morning as he looks in the mirror.

#82  Toga! Toga!  (National Lampoon’s Animal House, 1978)  Gary Johnson’s answer to the question, “What order from the commander of the Japanese air force signaled the beginning of the attack on Pearl Harbor?”

#86  Attica!  Attica!  (Dog Day Afternoon, 1975)   The uppermost story of a Mexican-American’s casa where deportation forces will look for undocumented immigrants.

#96  Snap out of it!  (Moonstruck, 1987)   College students awaken roommates from alcohol and drug-induced stupors which include flashbacks to a world in which 2016 is still in the future.

#99  I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!  (The Wizard of Oz, 1939)  WikiLeaks and the Russians inform the Trump campaign that Hillary and Bill have a new canine pet.

#100  I’m the king of the world!  (Titanic, 1997)  Opening line of Trump’s inauguration address.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

2 thoughts on “Did They REALLY Say That? Part II

  1. I am laughing but it’s a very “nervous” laugh. Feeling a bit anxious after another day of cabinet announcements.

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