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Two Bitcoin Whores

As bitcoin continued its downward slide Tuesday, U.S. regulators are reportedly looking into whether its record-breaking rally last year was the result of market manipulation.

~Kate Rooney, CNBC.COM

What a difference a year makes.  On December 17, 2017, Fortune Magazine writer David Morris reported:

The price of one bitcoin (BTC) reached a new all-time high of $19,783.06 early Sunday before dropping back below $19,500, according to Coindesk’s price index.

As of this writing, bitcoin’s price has risen more than 5% in 24 hours, and is up 1,824% since Jan. 1 of this year, when a single Bitcoin could be had for just under $1,000.

Funny how this precipitous increase in the value of a digital currency which operates independent of any central bank and is not backed up by any material asset such as gold or silver did not catch the attention of regulators on its way up.  Imagine, the same individuals who celebrate the virtues of a free market when they are making millions, if not billions of dollars, on pure speculation now are hopeful government regulators will step him and save their inflated earnings.  The message?  While business is great in the financial prostitution business, leave us alone.  But once the shine comes off of this substitute for real earnings, “HELP!”

Sound familiar?  Was it not 10 short years ago when  banks and hedge funds made a similar bet on mortgage backed securities and Wall Street brokers supposedly spread the risk across global markets with unsecured financial instruments like derivatives and insurance schemes like credit default swaps?  And how did the crisis get resolved?  With a $700 billion bailout of the secondary mortgage market funded by U.S. taxpayers, many of whom lost their homes when the housing bubble burst.  And how many perpetrators of these schemes forfeited the assets they accrued while gaming the system or went to jail for fraud and malpractice?  ZERO.

Related imagePerhaps its time former Major League Baseball (MLB) commissioner Bud Selig becomes chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC).  Selig oversaw what can only be described as the sports equivalent of a looming financial disaster with the increased use of performance enhancing drugs by MLB players.

Much as the value of derivatives and bitcoins were unnaturally inflated, the number of players breaking records for home runs and power hitting was artificially high.  In 2006, there was an equally worrisome increase in PED use among pitchers.  MLB banned the use of performance enhancing drugs in 1991, but relied on an honor system without mandated testing.  In other words, when it came to steroids in baseball, “self-regulaton” was the order of the day.  However, as more and more players achieved unprecedented “success,” the guardians of the game realized something was not kosher.

Therefore, in 2003, the league introduced mandatory testing with a minimum 10 game suspension.  Between 2003 and 2014, 49 players were suspended ranging from the minimum to 162 games (the entire 2014 season) for Yankee shortstop Alex Rodriguez.  In March 2014, MLB adopted mandatory suspensions–80 games for the first offense, a full season for the second and a lifetime ban for the third.  To date, Mets pitcher Jenrry Meija is the only player to receive the lifetime ban though he is eligible to apply for reinstatement two years after the ban was imposed.

Is the steroid era for bitcoins over?  This morning the price of bitcoins opened at 4,253 U.S. dollars, a loss of more than 78 percent of their December 2017 value.  As with the Baseball Hall of Fame, maybe anyone who made the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest American based on subprime loan manipulation or by virtue of investments in bitcoins should have an asterisk next to their names. Or legalize their activity and relocate them to isolated facilities in rural Nevada counties.  Managers will still need college degrees.  Perhaps university departments of finance should start offering specialty MFBAs (Masters of Financial Brothel Administration).

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

Murderers Row

Related imageDuring Tuesday night’s coverage of the Yankees/Red Sox baseball game, the post-game analysts wondered how the potential acquisition of free agent Bryce Harper would change the Yankee’s future championship fortunes (which for 2018, had just ended with a 4-3 loss to Boston). One panelist compared the addition of Harper to the current roster as approaching the 1927 lineup known as “murderers row,” led by Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig.

While I cannot predict the impact of one more pinstriped superstar on the “Bronx Bombers,” they will have to compete with a new lineup of deadly opponents for whom the pseudonym “murderers row” is a literal description.  Since taking office, it is no secret Donald Trump prefers the company of world leaders who demonstrate the common trait of making their opponents mysteriously disappear.

Let’s look at the starting line-up.

  • Leading off is Trump’s new BFF Kim Jung Un.  Since taking power in North Korea, Kim has ordered the execution of numerous relatives and government officials to solidify his power.  These include Hyon Yong-choi (Minister of the People’s Armed Forces), Choe Yong-gon (Deputy Minister of Construction and Building Materials) and his uncle Kim Yong Jin (Minister of Education).
  • In the second position is Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, who admits he has been preparing for his major league career from an early age.  At a November, 2017 meeting of the Asian-Pacific Economic Council, Duterte told participants, “When I was a teenager I was in and out of jail…During a fight.  Stabbing. That was when I was 16 years old, just because we looked at each other.”
  • Traditionally, the third spot is reserved for the batter with the highest batting average, not necessarily the most home runs.  No one fits this bill better than Chinese President Xi Jinping.  Rather than murder journalists, Xi has earned his MVP bona fides by winning the title of “world’s worst jailer of journalists” for two years in a row.
  • In the clean-up spot is Trump perennial go to player Vladimir Putin.  Just this week, the Kremlin denied any involvement in the murder of three Russian journalists last July in the Central African Republic (CAR).  The trio had been investigating Russian arms sales to the CAR government.  The number of Putin opponents and Russian reporters who have died or disappeared just since Trump took office is now approaching 20.

But this has not kept Trump from scouting more free agents to reinforce his line-up.

Last week Washington Post columnist and Saudi dissident Jamal Khashoggi was photographed entering the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey.  Intelligence reports including intercepted communications suggest within two hours of his arrival, Khashoggi was murdered and his body was dismembered.  Although Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) has denied the allegations, intelligence sources say the execution was ordered at the highest levels of the Saudi government. Was the recent USA sale of $1.4 billion in military equipment to Saudi Arabia the Crown Prince’s signing bonus?

You can constantly tell a child not to stick objects in an electrical outlet.  But if the socket is broken, there are no consequences and no ensuing change in behavior.  In days past, the  occupant of the Oval Office was the moral equivalent of the shock which signaled behavior such as that associated with the Trump All-Stars was both unacceptable and potentially dangerous.  Sadly, the outlet is broken with no electrician on call to fix it.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

There They Go Again

 

What do the Democratic Party and the United States Professional Golf Association have in common?  They both continue to bet on individuals who have not been able to demonstrate the ability to win.

Let’s start with golf since the European drubbing of the U.S. team is so fresh in our consciousness.  What was the story line this week in France?  The Americans had not won the Ryder Cup on European soil since 1993.  So who did captain Jim Furyk select to round out the team in addition to the eight players who had earned the honor to represent the U.S. based on their records since the last competition.  Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson, two players who had individually or collectively been on every one of the U.S. teams which had lost to the Europeans over that 25 year span.  Most of the time “muscle memory” is an asset.  But bad experiences also can become embedded in one’s psyche.  Woods and Mickelson had a combined 0-6-0 record for the tournament.  QED.

Image result for tommy fleetwood holding the ryder cupWhen the Yanks needed a dramatic Sunday comeback, there were three matches on which the final outcome seemed to depend.  Could U.S. players  cool off the hottest players on the opposing team–Francesco Molinari, Tommy Fleetwood, Justin Rose and Rory McIlroy?  When the dust cleared on these matches, three of the Europeans had fallen to two U.S. rookies–Tony Finau and Justin Thomas–and one competitor who experienced only one previous loss to a foreign home team–Webb Simpson.  The sole exception was 48 year-old Mickelson’s defeat at the hands of Molinari who prior to this competition had never won a full point in two previous appearances.  The 2018 event is now the sixth consecutive time Mickelson has been on the losing side when the Europeans host the matches.

To be fair, the Europeans had several advantages.  They were more familiar with the course–Le Golf National–where their PGA tour plays the French Open every year.  No player had to deal with more than a one hour time change.  Fewer members of their team played in the Tournament Players Championship a week earlier and had more time to rest up and prepare for the Ryder Cup.  Not to mention the enthusiastic home crowd.  Maybe the Americans were destined to lose again, but one has to wonder if the captain’s picks had included younger, hungrier players without the memory of a quarter century of defeat, would the team have been more competitive?

Which brings me to the Democratic party.  The comparison between the Ryder Cup and the 2016 election struck me Saturday when I saw a headline in the Huffington Post which read, “Hillary Clinton to Stump for Andrew Gillum in Florida Governor’s Race.”  As 1919 Chicago White Sox fans begged of Shoeless Joe Jackson, “Tell me it ain’t so!”  Polls already showed Gillum leading anywhere from two to nine percentage points over his opponent and Trump sycophant Ron deSantis.

What was the single worse thing Gillum could do to change the trajectory of the election? Bring in the one person who could rally Trump’s base in the Sunshine State.  In focus group after focus group, many 2016 Trump voters say they do not like the way Trump has handled himself since taking office or many of this policies.  But, and this is a big one, given the same choice between Trump and Clinton, they would not change their vote.

Now I have great respect for Clinton.  She should be honored for her service as First Lady, U.S. Senator and Secretary of State and her support for many important causes.  But at the national political level her lack of success equals that of the U.S. Ryder Cup team in Europe.  When Bill Clinton made universal health care part of his 1992 platform, she could not put together a coalition to give people what the said they wanted.  In 2008, she could not fend off an insurgent, African-American, first-term Senator.  And in the 2016 nomination contest, not counting super delegates, barely edged another insurgent who is not even a card-carrying member of the Democratic party.  I am not being judgmental here.  These are the facts.

And this is not solely about Hillary Clinton.  Joe Biden is hinting a run at the presidency in 2020.  I love Joe Biden, but he has run for president TWICE and failed TWICE.  With the exception of Richard Nixon, the Republicans show no similar inclination to recycle losing candidates.  Barry Goldwater, Gerald Ford, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Bob Dole had their chance.  None were even considered to be their party’s nominee in the next election.  The party moved on.

PGA America and the Democratic Party, it’s time for you to move on also.  Make room for fresh faces with messages that resonate with the changing demographics on the national landscape.  Thank the veterans of both athletic and political battles who have served and build statues to them if you wish.  But PLEASE stop relying on them to do something they have never done before.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Court of the Absurd

 

Related imageThis is going to be short and sweet.  If you think golf is elitist, Saturday it lost its oft-deserved title to professional tennis.  This is not to take anything away from Naomi Osaka who demonstrated her star power and class and who I believe would have won her first grand slam title without the help of the chair umpire.

When I think of elitists, I immediately conjure up people who make rules which defy common sense.  The incident which triggered the chaos during the U.S. Open women’s final was Serena Williams’ coach (admittedly) making a hand gesture, suggesting the 23 time grand slam champion needed to rush the net more often.  A one point penalty was assessed when the chair umpire Carlos Ramos alleged Williams may have actually observed her coach Patrick Mouratoglu’s body language.  When Williams argued the call, she was given a one-game penalty.

What makes tennis such a senseless anomaly?  A boxer has a corner man who can remind him not to drop his guard or change his rhythm when delivering multiple punches.  A caddie can help a golfer align a putt or pick out the right club.  A baseball coach can stop the action to point out a mechanics issue with a pitcher’s motion or recommend a realignment of outfielders.  A football coach can call time out to advise his quarterback.  How many times have sports fans marveled when a struggling team has turned a game around?  Often it is a third party observer who picks up on the nuance which turns a loss into a win. For example, I am no fan of Nick Sabin, but couldn’t help but wonder what he must have said during half-time of last year’s college championship game.  Whatever it was, it turned an embarrassing rout into another national title.  Can you imagine a football coach being told he cannot talk to his players during half-time?

And don’t we want to see every athlete compete at their best.  How many times have athletes in individual sports shared credit with “their team” for their success.  Golfers will talk about how a caddie reminded them to calm down and take a deep breath during a close match when the player’s adrenaline kicks in.  Who do the guardians of tennis think they are that they would deprive someone of a resource which could raise their level of play?

Not only should a hand gesture be permitted.  A tennis coach should be allowed to sit on the sideline, able to talk with his/her charge during the break when the players change sides of the court.  Just imagine trying to justify such a rule in any other sports.  And the tennis gods wonder why the sport is declining in popularity.  Watch a replay of the confrontation between Serena Williams and Carlos Ramos.  There is your answer.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

HEAD Coach

 

University of North Carolina football coach Larry Fedora is under fire.  During an interview at the ACC media day in Charlotte, he questioned the relationship between chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) and football.

I don’t think it’s been proven that the game of football causes CTE.  We don’t really know that. Are there chances for concussions? Of course. There are collisions. But the game is safer than it’s ever been.

Image result for larry fedoraI guess Coach Fedora did not read the article in the Journal of the American Medical Association in which the Boston University CTE Center reported 99 percent of brains obtained from NFL players, 91 percent from college football players and 21 percent of high school players showed effects of CTE.  Or that the NFL has already made over $100 million in payments to affected players in a settlement that may eventually exceed one billion dollars and acknowledges the link between football and CTE.

Despite the public and media backlash, UNC athletic director Bubba (you were expecting something else) Cunningham defended Fedora.  Admitting Fedora’s comments were “poorly communicated,” Cunningham believes the Tar Heels coach has the health and safety of his players at heart saying, “…he’s passionate about protecting these students, he’s passionate about the game of football, it just didn’t come off all that well.”

Yes, Fedora is passionate about football.  In fact, he believes the national security of the United States depends on the sport.  During the Charlotte interview, Fedora shared this concern.

Our game is under attack. I fear the game will be pushed so far from what we know that we won’t recognize it in 10 years. And if it does, our country will go down, too.

Without providing evidence, Fedora claimed,  “The success of the United States military was due, in part, to the number of football player who went on to join the armed forces.”  (Source: ESPN.com, July 18, 2018)

Giving Fedora the benefit of the doubt, I decided to do my own research.  I Googled a number of phrases around the theme “former college football players join armed forces.”  Not one hit.  The first page of on-line related articles suggest the opposite.  Consider the following headlines.

  • Military veterans find a home in college football/ESPN.com
  • Playing college sports after the military/Athletes of Valor
  • Military members find challenge in college football as walk-on players/USA Today
  • From military vet to college football rookie/thestate.com

It is unclear whether Fedora’s job is in jeopardy.  But just in case, surely there is an institution of higher learning that would welcome a coach who doesn’t believe in science and makes up his own facts.  Too bad for Fedora Trump University did not have an athletic program.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP