A Movie Trump SHOULD Watch

  Overlooked due to all the other chaos initiated by Donald Trump over the weekend was news that the first official movie screening in the White House theater since the inauguration was Finding Dory .  This Pixar animated film, according to IMDB.com, is the story of a memory challenged blue tang who: somehow became separated from her … Read more

Happy Alterative-Holidays

Spoiler:  More fake news from Deprogramming101.com with the exception of the first two sentences. Last Friday, the White House released the following statement commemorating Holocaust Remembrance Day. It is with a heavy heart and somber mind that we remember and honor the victims, survivors, heroes of the Holocaust. Unreported was the first draft of the statement … Read more

CDC Warns of New Potential Pandemic

  Spoiler:  The first and last paragraphs of this post are admittedly fake news.  Everything else is 100 percent true. Atlanta, GA, January 30, 2017–The Center for Disease Control (CDC) reports signs of a new and potential dangerous pandemic originating in Washington, DC.  The affliction was introduced to the Nation’s capital recently by a New York … Read more

Hey Pussies, Grow Some Balls

  Let me be clear, the term “pussies” is NOT in reference to female body parts which Donald Trump believes are subject to eminent domain.  Women have already shown they have pretty big testicles.  By all standards, the Women’s March on Washington was a success not just in the nation’s capital, but around the world. … Read more

Trump Is NOT Hitler

  He is Frank Underwood. Once again, we should be paying attention to the lessons of history.  As the oft-quoted saying goes, “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”  The best example which proves the case is the Marshall Plan. After the fall of the Axis powers, Allied governments understood humiliation of the … Read more